I just did that a few minutes ago and now it smells like something died in my room pls help
You probably released a demon and require an exorcism. Call the pope.
The pope would probably tell you to have the courage to raise the white flag and give your home to the demon.
Pretty sure that's a direct quote...
Just crack open a window and light a candle.
Instructions unclear, candle stuck in ass
Smoke for a decade until your sense of smell is gone, lifehack!
hire a curandera with some sage to cleanse your home
Or burped a nausea away
That one’s super risky tho. I have about 50/50 on stomach acid intrusion.
Have you ever sneezed away your nausea? That’s a good one. Bewildering, but I’m not arguing.
So true
Do it right as you orgasm during sex to double up on endorphins!
It also gives that last thrust a speed boost
The ones that relieve your lower back pain are the best
Honestly facts
Can't say I've ever had the pleasure. It almost always comes with company, if you know what I mean
Is the company poo?
My dark passenger(s)
18 Comments
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y
I just did that a few minutes ago and now it smells like something died in my room pls help
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 33 pts · 2y
You probably released a demon and require an exorcism. Call the pope.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
The pope would probably tell you to have the courage to raise the white flag and give your home to the demon.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y
Pretty sure that's a direct quote...
Venator@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 2y
Just crack open a window and light a candle.
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Instructions unclear, candle stuck in ass
Ioughttamow@kbin.run · 6 pts · 2y
Smoke for a decade until your sense of smell is gone, lifehack!
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
hire a curandera with some sage to cleanse your home
Chestrade@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Or burped a nausea away
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
That one’s super risky tho. I have about 50/50 on stomach acid intrusion.
Have you ever sneezed away your nausea? That’s a good one. Bewildering, but I’m not arguing.
Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
So true
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 26 pts · 2y
Do it right as you orgasm during sex to double up on endorphins!
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It also gives that last thrust a speed boost
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
The ones that relieve your lower back pain are the best
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Honestly facts
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y
Can't say I've ever had the pleasure. It almost always comes with company, if you know what I mean
robocall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Is the company poo?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
My dark passenger(s)
wavebeam@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y