We went to the county fair yesterday- a pig peed on my leg.

This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.

I can't blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can't blame the way they have the pens set up, that's for the benefit of the pigs. I can't even blame myself because I wasn't even looking in that direction when it happened.

I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!

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Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Having porkchops for dinner?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y (2 replies)

That would just put the blame on some other poor pig.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Then buy that pig and make the pork out of it!

tal@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y

Big Pork had embarked on a new, urine-oriented guerrilla marketing strategy.

Chev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Sounds a bit too radical

NotAPenguin@kbin.social · -36 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What a disgusting comment to make.

Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 3y

It's not our fault they taste so good.

VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Blame it on my cat Odin. I blame pretty much everything on him cuz he's just a dumb little guy who can take it. Besides it's not like he cares.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

CURSE YOU ODIN!

(Oh shit, now I'm not going to go to Valhalla!)

odium@programming.dev · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Were you planning to die fighting with a weapon in your hands? I think that's the requirements to get in.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

I wasn't not planning to die that way...

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

I think you can sign up for FarmersOnly now.

flip@lemmy.nbsp.one · 13 pts · 3y (3 replies)

You could blame yourself for not looking in that direction. 🤷

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I'm not psychically attuned to peeing pigs!

flip@lemmy.nbsp.one · 10 pts · 3y

And now you are - life is mysterious and absolutely wonderful sometimes!

negativeyoda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Not with that attitude

EveningTurnip@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

We're all here for you buddy. Embrace it so you can get through it. Let it sink in, but not literally, or maybe it already has

mkhopper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

I think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.

lazyslacker@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y

It was a freak occurrence. I hesitate to call it an accident because the pig is probably not incontinent.

orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Pin the blame on the donkey.

gon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

hilarious

t0lo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Luckyy

sycamore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Nobody needs to be at fault. Nobody needs to pay. It's just a thing that happened. You'll still wake up tomorrow.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Sure... if I survive whatever plague the pig pee gave me I'll wake up tomorrow.

KiofKi@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I would have at least have them show me their badge and complained to their superior

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I'm not some sort of pig Karen!

NotAPenguin@kbin.social · -24 pts · 3y

I don't think exploiting pigs at a fair can ever be for the benefit of the pigs.

Blame the assholes who exploit pigs for money.