This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.
I can't blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can't blame the way they have the pens set up, that's for the benefit of the pigs. I can't even blame myself because I wasn't even looking in that direction when it happened.
I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!
30 Comments
Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y
Having porkchops for dinner?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
That would just put the blame on some other poor pig.
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Then buy that pig and make the pork out of it!
tal@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
Big Pork had embarked on a new, urine-oriented guerrilla marketing strategy.
Chev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Sounds a bit too radical
NotAPenguin@kbin.social · -36 pts · 3y
What a disgusting comment to make.
Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 3y
It's not our fault they taste so good.
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y
Blame it on my cat Odin. I blame pretty much everything on him cuz he's just a dumb little guy who can take it. Besides it's not like he cares.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
CURSE YOU ODIN!
(Oh shit, now I'm not going to go to Valhalla!)
odium@programming.dev · 7 pts · 3y
Were you planning to die fighting with a weapon in your hands? I think that's the requirements to get in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I wasn't not planning to die that way...
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
I think you can sign up for FarmersOnly now.
flip@lemmy.nbsp.one · 13 pts · 3y
You could blame yourself for not looking in that direction. 🤷
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
I'm not psychically attuned to peeing pigs!
flip@lemmy.nbsp.one · 10 pts · 3y
And now you are - life is mysterious and absolutely wonderful sometimes!
negativeyoda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Not with that attitude
EveningTurnip@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
We're all here for you buddy. Embrace it so you can get through it. Let it sink in, but not literally, or maybe it already has
mkhopper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
I think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.
lazyslacker@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
It was a freak occurrence. I hesitate to call it an accident because the pig is probably not incontinent.
orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Pin the blame on the donkey.
gon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
hilarious
t0lo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Luckyy
sycamore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Nobody needs to be at fault. Nobody needs to pay. It's just a thing that happened. You'll still wake up tomorrow.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Sure... if I survive whatever plague the pig pee gave me I'll wake up tomorrow.
KiofKi@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y
I would have at least have them show me their badge and complained to their superior
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I'm not some sort of pig Karen!
NotAPenguin@kbin.social · -24 pts · 3y
I don't think exploiting pigs at a fair can ever be for the benefit of the pigs.
Blame the assholes who exploit pigs for money.