Who sleeps does not sin

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hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nice try kiddo, but sloth is a sin 😎

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Yeah well I'm greedy and lustful and gluttonous for sloth. I take pride in my sleeping and you'll suffer my wrath if you wake me up early and I envy anyone who sleeps better than me.

Johanno@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

And what if I dream of greed in my sleep?

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I started taking nicotine lozenges to quit smoking. If I have one in my mouth when I fall asleep, my dreams are a lot more fun. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but information is power.

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If you are a heavy cannabis user, quitting for a week or two has the same effect until your tolerance goes back down.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I dunno, I was a wake-and-baker for thirty years and never had dreams at all. I quit completely about three years ago and now I have vivid dreams all the time. I actually don't like this aspect of sobriety very much - the dreams aren't nightmares or anything but they're a lot more intense than I would like them to be.

Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Its like having to live two lives

Ha ha exactly. I'm a school bus driver IRL and I constantly have dreams where I drive my bus into a wall or a line of waiting children and stuff like that. It takes me a few minutes after I wake up some mornings to process that I haven't actually lost my job (or gone to prison).

toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I would be worried about choking in my sleep if I fell asleep with a lozenge in my mouth.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Username checks out

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

From my understanding when this appeared on Mastodon, the image is not about sleep, butt...

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 2y

Based on the flushed cheeks I think you're onto something

Elaine@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How is this about butts?

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

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Buttsex

Wilzax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Hey now, internet piracy is free!