c/wronganswersonly · by FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 3yI need to save up for retirement: What should I do? 3 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
Lanusensei87@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I have several monkey jpegs you might be interested in, their value can only go upwards so they are a very good investment.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Sounds legit, message me the details.
Today@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Get a reverse mortgage and use the money to buy a timeshare.
mysoulishome@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Doesn’t get much wronger than that
rcmaehl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
!wallstreetbets@lemmy.world had members move over and since they were smart enough to move here, you know they're the best of the best. Literally can't go tits up
eee@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Go big or go home. Bring your life savings to Vegas and try to double it.
andrewta@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Create an only fans. Post pictures of your feet. Get people to send you their pics. Blackmail them.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Hmm, I do have feet...
DharmaCurious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Out of curiosity, is your username a reference the Cinderella panto?
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Nope, I just pulled it out of my ass.
Deuces@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
If you're in a rush, just buy on margin. Rich people use debt to get richer, why should you cheat yourself out of their tools?
toasterr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
No worries, just give it to me and I'll keep it safe!
jesterraiin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Retire on your deathbed.
andrewta@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Ah the American dream