c/foodcrimes · by ChanchoManco@lemm.ee · 2y

7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water - Feddit UK

https://feddit.uk/post/9738191

Cross posted from https://feddit.uk/post/9738191

61 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

DharkStare@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Will they also sell chocolate starfish?

woodytrombone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.

FlaminGoku@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.

itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

I see what you did there.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

Even worse than the headline...

How do you fuck up hotdog water?

proctonaut@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D

Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

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nailingjello@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

I'm just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like... [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

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