Decisions, decisions.

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18 Comments

RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Girlfriend - Does not come equipped with any means of defense or attack

Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · -8 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Y'all heard it here, PTSD and traumatic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes

Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Man comes across a joke for the first time

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Don't be ridiculous, I've met your mother

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I did chuckle at this

Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Har har ur mum

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Wait, can a tank get pregnant?

Asking for a friend.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

One way to find out. ;)

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

This is why I'm not allowed at the military museum anymore

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This horny side of NCD scares me

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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👶

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Nothing prevents you from trying to breed it

dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 2y

I've seen a pair of twins emerge out of it's hole

Uvine_Umbra@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
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flamingos@ukfli.uk · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why not both?

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Tank Girlfriend!

TIN@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

Plus, t-34-85 exists

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

This one won't load for me :(