c/noncredibledefense · by Gork@lemm.ee · 2yDecisions, decisions. 128 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · -8 pts · 2y
Y'all heard it here, PTSD and traumatic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes
Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Man comes across a joke for the first time
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 2y
Don't be ridiculous, I've met your mother
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I did chuckle at this
Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Har har ur mum
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y
Wait, can a tank get pregnant?
Asking for a friend.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
One way to find out. ;)
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
This is why I'm not allowed at the military museum anymore
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
This horny side of NCD scares me
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Nothing prevents you from trying to breed it
dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 2y
I've seen a pair of twins emerge out of it's hole
Uvine_Umbra@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
flamingos@ukfli.uk · 15 pts · 2y
Why not both?
psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Tank Girlfriend!
TIN@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
Plus, t-34-85 exists
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
This one won't load for me :(