I have a good personality for sales. Like I’m generally pretty talkative and good at making friends with people pretty quickly.
Because of this most jobs I applied for tried to put me in a sales position. The thing is, is that I’m kind of a minimalist and think there is so much crap out there that people buy. Like I just don’t get why people buy certain things.
I’m not judging, but I don’t understand it.
So when I’m asked to sell something, in my heart, I just think. You don’t need any of this crap.
Can I interest you in this Vizio that doesn't work without Internet? It's so smart, if you don't have internet, you can't even stream from your computer through HDMI!
I personally know of a few factory workers that are proudly working their normal 12 hour shift today. They just love selling their mind and body for scraps.
11 Comments
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 2y
I love the feeling of accomplishment and reward when I earn a bonus for the CEO instead of me!
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 13 pts · 2y
He really needed that yacht with a smaller yacht inside of it.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
Maybe if they work really hard, their ceo could get a hospital ship to follow their yacht like Valve cofounder Gabe Newell has.
M500@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2y
I have a good personality for sales. Like I’m generally pretty talkative and good at making friends with people pretty quickly.
Because of this most jobs I applied for tried to put me in a sales position. The thing is, is that I’m kind of a minimalist and think there is so much crap out there that people buy. Like I just don’t get why people buy certain things.
I’m not judging, but I don’t understand it.
So when I’m asked to sell something, in my heart, I just think. You don’t need any of this crap.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Can I interest you in this... Smart sink? Wtf
shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Can I interest you in this Vizio that doesn't work without Internet? It's so smart, if you don't have internet, you can't even stream from your computer through HDMI!
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
This one I don't get. Is this an anti meme? Like -lemmy show yours a burger you can't eat without a mouth- ?
Acters@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Me too, thx for putting it into words what I felt
wellee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It's a holiday and Sunday, chillout for a day
Sylver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I personally know of a few factory workers that are proudly working their normal 12 hour shift today. They just love selling their mind and body for scraps.
neptune@dmv.social · 1 pts · 2y
April fools, silly, every day we live under capitalism