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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (6 replies)

To be fair, he did start out not wanting to be the The Emissary.

But you know, when god-like aliens keep making you their emissary, eventually you're going to say, "okay, I'm The Emissary."

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

He never had a choice. The Prophets mind controlled his mom into having sex with his dad so he would be born.

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 2y

Eh, I think he had a choice. There were even cases where the Prophets provided a substitute. The problem was that he saw the burden to be better borne by him.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

True, but he wasn't aware of that when it started. It took him quite some time to stop calling them "wormhole aliens" and start calling them "prophets."

princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Not mind controlled so much as one of the Prophets possessed her.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I wished someone mind controlled someone to have sex with me.

MaggiWuerze@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

I tried, but you're not clicking on the ads I send you

Hupf@feddit.de · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)
  1. Punch a god in the face
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 2y

You hit me! Picard never hit me!

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

The Sisko!

PutangInaMo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It was no accident

cavaloris@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Is this the story for the expanse?

Makeitstop@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (6 replies)

No, Babylon 5.

negativenull@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Or Battlestar Galactica

kaitco@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I thought this was the underlying plot for Star Wars…?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Or Postman Pat.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Was that where Kevin Costner drinks his own piss?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That and between takes at every Kevin Costner movie ever. Man sure loves the taste of his own piss!

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

He was kinda to blame for the thing being there to begin with.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's the story of Easter

negativenull@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Life of Brian

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

I didn't know Ashford became a religious leader.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Deep Space Nine

teft@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Religious*