Fun fact: crocs are the perfect size for elevating a dachshund to sausage pope. This is pope Ruby

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thefartographer@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y

Hi Pope Ruby! I love you

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I mean, I was fine with my previous religion, but whatever... Hail Pope Rudy!

Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I used to be an atheist, but I'm a believer now.

Denvil@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y

The power of doggo compels you

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Definitive proof for the existence of dog

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Excuse me but that is Vermin Supreme

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

I’m glad someone said it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dashunds were bred to hunt vermin.

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

It’s merely a title. I for one respect & welcome our murder-puppy overlords.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Vermin Secundous.

reverendsteveii@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

HABEMUS PUPPER!

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

Lol.

pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Pope Barkus I

TIMMAY@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

this is the best thing I have seen in my entire life so far

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pope Ruby is welcome to go on a crusade against me any time she likes, as long as it is a kisses crusade.

Langehund@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Her favorite method of popely justice is the face missile, where she calls upon the will of the gods to launch her small furry body at Mach one right at your face. Never missed

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Sounds like my kind of dog!

I've been away from home for a week now and my wife hates getting kisses, but my dogs won't let her escape since I'm not around to receive them.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

b l e s s

MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

We are humbled and bow before thee!

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Popes of the world unite!!