Hey man. The emperor abandoned Horus by, checking notes, going to Earth and working on a project. Making a pact with chaos was the obvious outcome.
My Unpopular Opinion: Horus was more bitch-made than his moody brother, Peter Turbo.
Horus was taken by chaos because daddy E didn't tuck him in one night and his bad dreams made him espresso depresso.
Peter Turbo chose to align with chaos because "Fuck You" like a chad.
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mikezane@lemmynsfw.com · 17 pts · 2y
Hey man. The emperor abandoned Horus by, checking notes, going to Earth and working on a project. Making a pact with chaos was the obvious outcome.
RustyShackleford@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y
My Unpopular Opinion: Horus was more bitch-made than his moody brother, Peter Turbo.
rtxn@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Horus was taken by chaos because daddy E didn't tuck him in one night and his bad dreams made him espresso depresso.
Peter Turbo chose to align with chaos because "Fuck You" like a chad.