"Remember, soldiers, you only have enough personal gear space for a small backpack. If your mech goes down, you need to squeeze everything you'll require to survive in a hostile alien environment in that space, so choose wisely."
"Yes, sarge! What do you store in yours?"
"A corncob pipe, a can of brilcreme, and a six pack of PBR."
"A log of Skoal, a four pack of Rip-Its, an emergency bottle of Cholula, two Jalapeno Cheese Spreads (from expired MREs), and one of those little packs of saltine crackers from Shoney's."
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socialjusticewizard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
"Remember, soldiers, you only have enough personal gear space for a small backpack. If your mech goes down, you need to squeeze everything you'll require to survive in a hostile alien environment in that space, so choose wisely."
"Yes, sarge! What do you store in yours?"
"A corncob pipe, a can of brilcreme, and a six pack of PBR."
PinkAtticCottonCandy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
"A log of Skoal, a four pack of Rip-Its, an emergency bottle of Cholula, two Jalapeno Cheese Spreads (from expired MREs), and one of those little packs of saltine crackers from Shoney's."
GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
And an expired coupon to Discount Dans Probably Operational PPCs. (They never expire)