c/dadjokes · by Deebster@lemmy.ml · 2yDads naming boats might be my new favourite thing cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628 Boat rule 611 points · 47 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 101 pts · 2y
I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
marcos@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Like cool sedimentary rocks.
DogWater@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Or an onion
Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!
elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Like thermoclines :D
MonkderDritte@feddit.de · -7 pts · 2y
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Wow, you must be a genius to have figured that out.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
Friend of a friend had "Sail Hatin". Best I've heard yet.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Magnificent !
JimmyChanga@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
Bouyancé
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 39 pts · 2y
Hmm.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y
Dock Holiday
Dock Marlins
wildncrazyguy@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Moody@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
Sea me now
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Saw one on the way home today "Bow Movement"
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars
Michal@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
But you can name your car
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
You wouldn't name a car.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I named mine Rhaego
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Can you name
CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
They're illegal in France,... frankly I find this sad... pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's too bad. Why were they declared illegal?
dev_null@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
I guess you just can't get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You'd have to ask @Hadriscus@lemm.ee why they are illegal in France.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I don't know why, I'd say it's likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it's written on 1 or 2 lines.
dev_null@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah we are in their comment thread
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I have no idea, good question.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Next up: racing horse names:
https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
"Thewofedoesntknow" I feel like that's all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Potoooooooo
dan@upvote.au · 2 pts · 2y
Hoof Hearted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow3iWmcTX-Y
graeghos_714@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter's name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22' though
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.
dan@upvote.au · 2 pts · 2y
small craft advisory
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Avast ye scallywag!
graeghos_714@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat
Evotech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Like millennials naming their wifi
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Should be "Wood Knot"...
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
They see me Sailing, and Baiting.
ettyblatant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Periscopin' that they gon' catch me jibin' dirty
toofpic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
As found in Boston:
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Those are excellent. Can somebody explain "Fishizzle" to me ? it's the only one I don't get
SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
This + 'fish'
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
thanks !