c/funny · by PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 2yI can fix her! 308 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world
39 Comments
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 81 pts · 2y
Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.
PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.
She seems honest IMO.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Nah you just picky mate,
Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Red flag, but not a deal breaker.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.
dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com · 69 pts · 2y
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 44 pts · 2y
These "quirky" bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.
Don't bother with them, they're not taking things seriously, and aren't actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 2y
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
Their ego, I meant.
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
I learnt this through experience, take my word for it. They're not worth your time.
r00ty@kbin.life · 8 pts · 2y
1/10, would not be a human sacrifice again?
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y
PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Yeah, like how is that strokingmy ego 🤔...
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
My sacrifice to the dark one unfulfilled, 1/10, good sex though.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y
The bios says no sex.
Rolando@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
"...sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord"?? If my life is worthless, then it's not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, "Danielle, 19".
PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Wanna find out? Only 6km away 😊.
JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 2y
Fix what? There's nothing to fix.
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
The no sex part is a bit disappointing, I'd expect more for my blood sacrifice.
Rascabin@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
6 Killometers away
kautau@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
refreshes
5 Kilometers away
sukhmel@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y
And decreasing…
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE!
PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
EU males go brrrrrr
Manzas@lemdro.id · 5 pts · 2y
?
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
Fine… Just make sure it doesn’t hurt too much.
Fal@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 2y
What's there to fix?
remotelove@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Those fake eyebrows, for starters.
Mastengwe@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Sooooooo dArK!
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Worth it.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
.... Go on..
PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Amd as you take your last bloody breayhs, she pulls out the strapon.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah, I was hoping for stroking maybe...
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Where is there humor here?
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The humour is in the sweet releasing embrace of death
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2y
Ooh, she might cut herself with that edge.
Shou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I thought the point was to cut her date with it.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
And only 6 kms away!
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I'm in. When?
PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Fairly soon... she's only 6km away.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · -5 pts · 2y