MFW people talk about reddit here

Glad I switched, yall rock.

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14 Comments

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"They said I wouldn't shit on 'em.

I spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer."

FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Idk what this is from but it's pretty great.

GTac@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

She wanted dick but I gave her crack

dditty@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

I'm smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.

Edit: nah I can't forget about this one:

"Fuck it, I ate the opp."

Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

We smokin symbiotes.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

What is a Reddit?

A miserable little pile of lies!

DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I get mad Boomhauer vibes from this, man.

Zugyuk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'm with you, my Internet searches are always -reddit

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I'm at the bank, boutta withdraw all of it

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y

"What is Reddit? A miserable pile of bigots!"

fizzydelta@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

The Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.