LaunchesKayaks

u/LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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Honestly I'd try to find the owner and secretly hope they'd be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn't even get yoinked

I played this Gameboy advance game as a kid where you adopted a puppy and cared for it and all that and then after a certain amount of time your parents in-game made you get rid of it.

I've never felt so fucking betrayed in all my days. I was so mad that I threw the game cartridge out of the car window and my parents weren't even mad because the ending to the game was so fucked lmao

Heckling obnoxious evangelists was one of my fave things to do in college. I'd always ask questions that they couldn't really answer and they'd always be like "it's part of God's plan" and I would ask them how they know God's plan and they'd get even more upset.

If you're gonna shove your beliefs down my throat, don't get uppity when I asks question lmao