Maybe one of those hookers is doing it to to pay her way through college and then law school. Her goal in life is to become lawyer working for charities and doing pro bono work for those that need help.
Absolutely this. NYPD used to set up "stings" where they'd place a wallet like this down and then arrest the first person to pick it up. Doesn't matter if you were going to take it to the police station to turn it in or not, they just arrest you on the spot.
Theft. Pickpocketing. You've got a wallet that isn't yours, so you must have stolen it. Nevermind that the officer arresting you put it there and watched you pick it up, because it's your word against theirs.
It was a quick and easy way for cops to hit their quota, even if the DA didn't end up prosecuting. Although usually they'd at least try to threaten you into a plea just to help their conviction rate.
Edit: I've been the victim of autocorrect.
Edit to the edit: Every time I read this back, I find another typo. Anyone have good Android keyboard recommendations?
....what? Where do you live that cops get fired? Certainly not the US.
And, yes, people have sued the NYPD. Often and repeatedly. That has only changed how they define their practices, not what those practices are. For example, NYPD officially stopped having quotas for stop-and-frisks after the lawsuit ~15 years ago, but everyone inside the department knows that if you have the fewest stops, you'll get worse assignments and are more likely to be passed over for promotion.
I grew up in central Florida and it used to happen quite frequently. Officers do shady shit, city/county w.e gets sued, grand juries force restructures and people being fired. The NYPD may be covering each other's asses better or something
I've been using the FUTO keyboard for a couple of months after Florisboard was driving me nuts with the typos (I refuse to accept that I have fat thumbs and dislexia). So far it's a huge improvement. It does take a while to 'learn' to change to the correct words when I hit space, and I'm always choosing the right word (when I remember to, lol) to improve the suggestions over time. Also, I had to get some good dictionaries for it. I liked Swiftkey a lot, but I not willing to bend over to the surveillance, so in my opinion, this is the best FOSS non-commercial option I could find.
From the article they consider it to be theft if not turned in with all contents. So not arrested for picking it up, but also entrapment bullshit in my opinion since police love to keep unclaimed cash for themselves. Criminalizing that for regular people removes competition.
The article is from a site called "Police Mag" and quotes NYPD representatives. I would take what they say about how successful, fair, and justly enforced these stings were with a grain of salt.
It literally says they stop-and-frisk if the "perpetrator" didn't immediately return the wallet to the officer. On a crowded street or subway, it's very possible to see a wallet on the ground and not see who dropped it, and now you're getting pulled into one of the most bullshit warrantless search practices of modern policing?
Well that’s easy to solve. Turn on phone camera as you walk up to it, look around and capture the surroundings, and then pick it up. There’s your evidence. The case would be thrown out.
The case would be thrown out if it made it to a judge with that evidence. But the stings were often a pretense to initiate a stop-and-frisk where additional charges are going to get trumped up. Then they'll lock you in a room where they just need to convince you that any one of those charges might stick, you'll have a criminal record, and your life is over. Now you're plea-bargaining down to a misdemeanor because the cops lied and intimidated you into avoiding a trial where your evidence would be presented.
The obvious answer is "lawyer up immediately," but many people can't afford lawyers. So now you're getting an overworked, underpaid public defender who wants to spend as little time on your case as possible. You know what they'll tell you? "Take the deal."
The system as it is right now is designed to favor the state. Judges and prosecutors have been trying to reduce the number of jury trials for decades, often arguing that they're cumbersome and time consuming. Fewer and fewer people get their day in court. Around 95% of US criminal convictions these days come from plea deals where no one had to present evidence. Instead of proving guilt beyond a reasonable doubt to a jury, the police and the DA just need to convince the accused that the state is too tough to fight.
The situation described in the article would not be entrapment. Presenting the opportunity to commit a crime does not constitute entrapment, usually you have to be coerced or tricked in some way.
New York Personal Property Law § 252; it doesn't have any name, it's just an unclassified misdemeanor.
But we actually have a word for this type of offence in Sweden, "fyndförseelse" (discovery misdemeanor? Not very easy to translate). Basically, if you find something, you have to return it immediately (if you're aware of who the owner is), and if unknown you need to leave it to the police as soon as possible. But the fun part is, if the rightful owner doesn't make a claim within 3 months, you become the legal owner and can do what you want with it.
My apartment is right by several bars, and my backyard is one of the more secluded places in the area, so I end up finding stuff all the time; clocks, jewelery, etc, from people who think it's more appropriate to piss on my wall and grass instead of using the bar's toilet. Most of them claim their stuff, and that makes me happy, and the rest I can choose to sell or donate it to the government.
So if the NYPD isn't lying in that article, I don't see any "gotcha" with it... other than there's probably more impactful stuff they could be doing.
Well it's something like entrapment. They're just creating fake crimes to catch people. It's like making a robot who antagonizes a pedestrian until the pedestrian assaults the robot, and then charging the pedestrian with assault even though it was a non-feeling robot.
Giving an opportunity isn't entrapment. It would be if someone said "hey dude, that girl there dropped her phone, do you want it?"
But yeah I get what you mean, and that's what I meant with "there's probably more impactful stuff they could be doing instead"... Because no one who does finders-keepers on someone else's personal belongings (when they can easily see the owner) is a good person tbh.
Normal people lose their stuff all the time; it's a good thing if opportunistic thieves think again before considering hurting an actual person, instead of just being a quota-filler.
Yeah no normal person is carrying that much cash. Its either a trap or a crime.
The closest normal reason I can think of is a poorer person having to pay rent in cash to their underhanded landlord. Such a loss is devastating.
But the police probably aren't getting it all back to them though, esp since theyd have to go in and ask (AFTER dropping it off), including explaining their carry amount. NZ cops aren't as insane as US cops but they're overstretched and these jobs aren't a priority for them.
...so I'd rather look for contact info of some kind, but then we're back to trap or crime.
I once found like 200$ in 20$ bills on the ground in a park near my home.
I live in Hochelaga, Montréal. It is the neighborhood with the most homeless encampments in all of Québec.
There just so happened to be a bus across the street that serves hot food and gives clothes to the homeless from the "Dans la rue" non profit organization.
I walked up to the bus and asked if they took donations. They said yes. So I gave them the money.
If I ever win the big prize at the lottery, I'm going to help anyone I can in my neighborhood and my city to find shelter, food and clothes and allow them to be independent so they can get their life back on track.
And I also want to open a grocery co-op in my neighborhood and expand across the province to compete with the price gouging grocery chains in Canada that are responsible for food insecurity and inflation.
Don't see how that would relate to "everybody clapping," as it's not something that happened, but is it so hard to believe as well? Especially since it said nothing about "ending world hunger?"
Fun fact. If you find money or valuables and no way to find the owner. Take it to the police department, and after 3 months or so it becomes your property if no one claims it. At least in the US.
I tried that with a ring. They never filled the paperwork to release it back to me and instead sold it at auction and kept the proceeds.
I was a young teenager, and my dad was trying to use this as a lesson about doing the right thing. We both learned a lesson, but it wasn't the one he expected.
Years ago, in the pre-cell phone 80s, at a trade show in Las Vegas, someone left their wallet in our booth. It had money in it, but I didn't touch it.
I took it back to my room, and pulled out the Drivers License, from Nebraska. I called the phone operator and asked to be connected to the area code for that city. That operator gave me the only phone number in that city with that last name, but a woman's first name. I called that number, and it turned out to be the wallet owner's mother.
I told her I had her son's wallet, so she should call his hotel room, and tell him he could pick it up at our booth, and gave her my hotel room phone number. He called, obviously hugely relieved that his wallet was safe, and told me to take $50 out of it and go out, but I didn't.
The next day, he came in to retrieve his wallet, and asked if I spent the $50 having fun, and I told him I didn't want a reward. He opened the wallet, threw $50 on the counter, and ran out of the booth.
I gambled it on slots, and won a couple hundred, which I proceeded to gamble away to nothing.
Once I was walking down by the river and found a wallet and phone. It had $550 in it. Checked the drivers licence, name was Roberto. The phone was unlocked. I called the number listed under "Mum" and tried to explain that I found Roberto's wallet and phone, but the woman couldn't seem to understand, just kept saying "Call Roberto, call Roberto!" And I'm like "Bruh I have his phone".
So next I checked the drivers licence for the address. I googled the street name but it didn't exist. It was something like "Monroe place" and google kept trying to autocorrect it to "Monrovia ave" so I took a chance and drove to that street.
Knock on the door and a very angry man comes to the door, and I smell weed. Ah geez, here we go...
I ask if he is Roberto, he says yes. I ask if his address on his licence is incorrect, to verify if this is the guy, he says yes. So I tell him I found his wallet and phone. He didn't even realise they were missing. His mood changes instantly, takes the wallet and phone, looks inside, sees his money is still there. Is basically in tears. Asks if I was one of the kayakers he had been arguing with at the river (apparently he had been trying to fish with his disabled son and the kayakers were trying to land their boats, fucking up their fishing spot, which is why he left in a huff) I said no, just a walker.
Tried to explain that I tried to call his mum. She actually lives in the same house, but has Alzheimer's and doesn't understand things, so that's why I couldn't get her to understand what I was telling her. He's the primary carer for her and his son, subsists on welfare and disability carer allowance, the money in the wallet was to pay rent. He tries to give me some weed, I decline, then he tries to give me some moonshine (blackberry flavour) in a plastic sandwich bag (he run out of jars) and I accept that (this was before I got sober and gained the common sense not to drink strangers mystery homebrew out of a plastic bag) and eventually escaped his constant gratitude and banter and went home.
NGL I looked through the wallet and phone to determine if this person seemed to be rich or poor. A busted screen older model iPhone and rather sad, scummy wallet suggested he was poor. If I'd found a business card for a law firm or something, I'd have pocketed the cash and tossed the rest in a post box. I was homeless living in a van at the time so I'd consider it fair.
then he tries to give me some moonshine (blackberry flavour) in a plastic sandwich bag (he run out of jars) and I accept that (this was before I got sober and gained the common sense not to drink strangers mystery homebrew out of a plastic bag)
Pretty good. Very strong. I used to distil my own rotgut, and his was smoother than mine. Probably about 40abv, but he didn't use an alcomometer so he wasn't really sure. I drank all of it and didn't go blind
Yeah. You can tell yourself it's a drug dealer, but it's mostly a paranoid, slightly senile old person who's been carrying their retirement around in their pocket because they don't trust banks.
Same. I would feel bad a long time about 'what if that was my life savings I somehow lost after withdrawing for some reason'. It's not 20 bucks or even a hundred, I don't know, my conscience would drive me mad.
IIRC the OP said that the bank forgot to remove the dye pack from the envelope when they withdrew a large amount of cash.
Might just be a tracker though as I’m not seeing any dye.
Nice. I never even noticed that… although now that I’ve taken a closer look that black thing behind the bill with the board certainly could be a dye pack!
Lots of interesting engineering stuffed in there… I’m going to have to do a bit of research. There’s got to be an article somewhere. I’d imagine that a great deal of care went into something of this kind; you’d want it to go off on a delay, never in the bank, potentially if the money was removed from the envelope… that’s probably where the string comes into play.
You always return the wallet. This is not a Christian thing, this is just a human thing. But here's the pros and cons.
Number one scenario: it belongs to an insanely rich person. If you keep this wallet they will barely miss that money because they have plenty, however the police will work very hard to find you and then they will beat the ever living shit out of you and you will be sent to jail for stealing from an oligarch.
Scenario two: it belongs to somebody for whom this is their entire life savings and without it they will become destitute. You will face no repercussions for keeping the wallet and the money because they have no power. But you will have completely destroyed someone else's life which makes you a vile disgusting POS.
Scenario three: it belongs to a drug dealer. And eventually that drug dealer will find you and murder your entire family because you stole from some cartel somewhere. Because the war on drugs has made drug cartels insanely powerful and contemptuous of the rule of law.
This is perfect for the NYPD entrapment operations mentioned by another comment under this post. Imagine their surprise when they realize they have ro deal with a urine-soaked wallet now. You'd probably still get arrested for disturbing the peace or indecency or whatever charge that jurisdiction uses to arrest people without an actual cause, but it would be worth it.
I found £80 on the floor about 25 years ago. I don't remember much else about that time, but I do still sometimes worry whether I fucked someone's important bills over by picking it up.
I would also try to return as much as is practical, but this thing isn't even going to fold up in my pocket for safekeeping unless I take out a few bills.
I mean you joke but even if you're doing the best you can to return the money, you're right. You put it in escrow. If you've ever bought a house you've dealt with this but you can use it for a lot of things. I'm going to say as long as it's legal, ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
but thought experiment: like if there's no identifying information in there, if you were to go to the bank [credit union, sorry, not enough sleep or caffeine] and say hey, i found a wallet with no ID, it had a some obscene amount of cash, what would you need to tell them to quickly assure them you're looking for the owner. You'd go in and tell them you wanted to open a savings account in escrow of finding the wallet's owner with as minimal fees as you can. First, because you're returning a wallet and they think you're cute (you know they do you're returning a wallet), they'll help you with the minimal fees. Second, you're telling them it's a deposit in escrow while you're looking for the right person to give it to, so they should basically expect the account to open and close and accrue interest and that's it. Especially since it's someone's petit cash. If it does anything else they know to call you to let you know there's fraudulent activity with the account.
Then you've protected yourself while you begin your search for the wallet's owner, and after [your, not the wallet's. very important distinction right now] legal expenses to determine the appropriate waiting time before claiming the wallet. the search expenses, if any, they belong to the wallet. And shouldn't get attacked by any gangs of roving tellers.
I don't believe in any god at all and I would still pick it up and try to return it. We don't need a supernatural being telling us what's right and wrong. It's innate inside all of us as social beings.
A child of God is supposed to find the rich fuck of an owner (probably a criminal because who else has this much cash with them) and give it back. However, I'm not a child of an imaginary sadistic friend so I would take it, give the money to the homeless shelter behind my house and the animal shelter nearby, and bring the rest of the wallet to the police so they can deal with it.
Since God doesn't exist the real question is "As a child of your parents, what's your next move?" And answer to that question tells a lot about the person.
Okay bad example she'd totally gank the money and run off if it meant more coffee what would Captain Hair do? Or what kind of log entry would Captain Sisko delete about it?
Honestly I'd try to find the owner and secretly hope they'd be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn't even get yoinked
Stealing and spending cash is theft. Stealing and using a credit card is theft plus fraud. The sketchy guy I bought weed from in high school taught me many life lessons but the most important one is this: don't break the law unless you have to, but if you do have to, break only one law at a time. Of course, he got arrested, but that itself taught me not to get involved with organized crime and not to sell drugs out of your landlord's house. Ray was a smart guy.
I've lost my wallet and had someone return it with all the cash gone, and I've done the same with a wallet I found. Call it a finders fee.
The fact that they returned it cards in tact show that they're at least somewhat of a decent person. Would've been easier to take the cash and throw the rest in the trash. Credit card fraud is a whole different crime.
I was thankful to not have to go to the DMV for a new ID and call the bank for new cards (although I probably should've anyway), the cash was lost anyway.
I had some asshole pickpocket me in Vegas in a casino. He took all the cash and threw the wallet into a trash can. At least I was able to get the wallet back with my IDs and credit cards, but all my gambling budget for the weekend was gone instantly. I was shocked he was bold enough to do it in a place so notorious for having cameras everywhere. Apparently the casinos only care about their own money because they didn't do a goddamn thing. I figured they'd at least throw me some free play or something.
That's not a finders fee, it's theft. Most places consider it such in the US at least.
It's decent to return the other stuff, but that doesn't change the fact the money was stolen. If there was no cash would you bother returning the wallet? If not then essentially you're charging the person for the return which doesn't make it an act of kindness. If so then you're just penalizing a person for having cash on hand. Weird how people will rationalize whatever behavior they want to do.
Without touching it, stake it out. Let other people passing by know about it. Maybe ask someone else to stake it out so I could go make a sign that says "Stack of Cash, found Unmonitored. If you know the owner, plz notify her or him. Possibly a police sting op, handle at your own risk."
As a child? That would’ve been in the mid-80s to early-90s, so of course I would buy Apple stock. By the time I graduated college, I’d be a millionaire just living off the dividends.
If I am hypothetically a child of a god, then shouldn't I have cool abilities and not need the money of mere mortals? I don't feel very god-like right now. Just sayin'.
If I were a child of God, I would take the money as a 'blessing and sign from God that my deeds on earth should be rewarded.' Thus is the gospel of supply-side Jesus.
if you lost this, your Fuckin stupid and deserve to lose this much open cash. may your cartel boss simply endebt and let you keep your finger and knees in one piece.
If I was a child of god, I'd probably take that money, and buy a baby to rape.
but seeing as I'm not a child of god, That I'm just a bog standard decent, normal person, I'd probably turn it in.. and perhaps be elated if I get the call that no one claimed it after 30 days, so I can have it..Would do wonders towards bills.
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DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 166 pts · 19d
Buy 1GB of Ram
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 19d
* 1MB
nexguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 19d
*1KB
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 19d
*1Byte
black0ut@pawb.social · 14 pts · 19d
*1 bit
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 19d
1 deci-bit
tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 19d
1 sub-bit
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 19d
You're such a dirty bit, you like that?
nexguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
So how does this work? Do we just polymarket out what we think the bit will do?
rumba@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 19d
It attempts to set your bit, it has a 1:10 chance
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 18d
1bit, but on timeshare, so only on weekends.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 19d
* 1Bit
themaninblack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Could just have a lamp at that point
JamonBear@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 19d
Nahh 1bit RAM don't bring moths back!
Janx@piefed.social · 1 pts · 19d
DDR3
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 121 pts · 19d
Wym? He clearly put this in my path 🙏
rmuk@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 19d
Yes, he put it there as a TEST. A test to see what you'd buy with a fat wad of cash.
Elshender@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 19d
God when I spend it on hookers and blow instead of wasting it on charity.
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 19d
Maybe one of those hookers is doing it to to pay her way through college and then law school. Her goal in life is to become lawyer working for charities and doing pro bono work for those that need help.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 19d
Support your local entrepreneurs!
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d
Pro bono work, courtesy of pro-boner work?
redsand@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 19d
Hooker named Charity. Problem solved.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 77 pts · 19d
Do those things that Christians would never do. You know - help the poor and immigrants.
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 41 pts · 19d
Donate it to charity. And I am definitely a charitable cause.
rmuk@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 19d
Charity begins at home, on EBay.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 19d
I'd probably listen to Admiral Ackbar, and walk on by.
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 19d
Absolutely this. NYPD used to set up "stings" where they'd place a wallet like this down and then arrest the first person to pick it up. Doesn't matter if you were going to take it to the police station to turn it in or not, they just arrest you on the spot.
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 19d
For what crime?
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 19d
Theft. Pickpocketing. You've got a wallet that isn't yours, so you must have stolen it. Nevermind that the officer arresting you put it there and watched you pick it up, because it's your word against theirs.
It was a quick and easy way for cops to hit their quota, even if the DA didn't end up prosecuting. Although usually they'd at least try to threaten you into a plea just to help their conviction rate.
Edit: I've been the victim of autocorrect.
Edit to the edit: Every time I read this back, I find another typo. Anyone have good Android keyboard recommendations?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 19d
Great way for an officer to get fired and the city to be sued. Without proof that they didn't attempt to return it to the owner there is no theft.
Also most states have a time period for returning such property, and it isn't minutes it's days
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 19d
....what? Where do you live that cops get fired? Certainly not the US.
And, yes, people have sued the NYPD. Often and repeatedly. That has only changed how they define their practices, not what those practices are. For example, NYPD officially stopped having quotas for stop-and-frisks after the lawsuit ~15 years ago, but everyone inside the department knows that if you have the fewest stops, you'll get worse assignments and are more likely to be passed over for promotion.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 19d
I grew up in central Florida and it used to happen quite frequently. Officers do shady shit, city/county w.e gets sued, grand juries force restructures and people being fired. The NYPD may be covering each other's asses better or something
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 19d
I've been using the FUTO keyboard for a couple of months after Florisboard was driving me nuts with the typos (I refuse to accept that I have fat thumbs and dislexia). So far it's a huge improvement. It does take a while to 'learn' to change to the correct words when I hit space, and I'm always choosing the right word (when I remember to, lol) to improve the suggestions over time. Also, I had to get some good dictionaries for it. I liked Swiftkey a lot, but I not willing to bend over to the surveillance, so in my opinion, this is the best
FOSSnon-commercial option I could find.rumba@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 19d
Might be a bit pedantic, but it is good to note they're not actually FOSS, they're non-commercial source available.
The intent is somewhat reasonable, you can't use their source to make a commercial product.
That said, i'm pretty glad the FOSS community doesn't work that way.
Also of point, i trust them far more than any of the other non-FOSS options.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 19d
Thanks for the correction. I edited that part.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 19d
My word against where's?
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 19d
Thanks. I should just stop using lemmy on my phone. Autocorrect continues to make me look stupid.
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 19d
Heliboard.
jtrek@startrek.website · 1 pts · 19d
I feel like if that sort of thing happens, you should be paid extravagantly. None of this "okay you can go" business after you've been fucked around.
SorryImLate@piefed.social · 1 pts · 19d
I like Helioboard
djdarren@piefed.social · 13 pts · 19d
Picking up a wallet? A succulent bursting wallet?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 19d
I found an article that backs this up. Still not sure precisely what the crime is. Theft, I guess?
https://www.policemag.com/news/nypd-lucky-bag-sting-snares-300-offenders
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 19d
From the article they consider it to be theft if not turned in with all contents. So not arrested for picking it up, but also entrapment bullshit in my opinion since police love to keep unclaimed cash for themselves. Criminalizing that for regular people removes competition.
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 19d
The article is from a site called "Police Mag" and quotes NYPD representatives. I would take what they say about how successful, fair, and justly enforced these stings were with a grain of salt.
It literally says they stop-and-frisk if the "perpetrator" didn't immediately return the wallet to the officer. On a crowded street or subway, it's very possible to see a wallet on the ground and not see who dropped it, and now you're getting pulled into one of the most bullshit warrantless search practices of modern policing?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 19d
Well that’s easy to solve. Turn on phone camera as you walk up to it, look around and capture the surroundings, and then pick it up. There’s your evidence. The case would be thrown out.
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 19d
The case would be thrown out if it made it to a judge with that evidence. But the stings were often a pretense to initiate a stop-and-frisk where additional charges are going to get trumped up. Then they'll lock you in a room where they just need to convince you that any one of those charges might stick, you'll have a criminal record, and your life is over. Now you're plea-bargaining down to a misdemeanor because the cops lied and intimidated you into avoiding a trial where your evidence would be presented.
The obvious answer is "lawyer up immediately," but many people can't afford lawyers. So now you're getting an overworked, underpaid public defender who wants to spend as little time on your case as possible. You know what they'll tell you? "Take the deal."
The system as it is right now is designed to favor the state. Judges and prosecutors have been trying to reduce the number of jury trials for decades, often arguing that they're cumbersome and time consuming. Fewer and fewer people get their day in court. Around 95% of US criminal convictions these days come from plea deals where no one had to present evidence. Instead of proving guilt beyond a reasonable doubt to a jury, the police and the DA just need to convince the accused that the state is too tough to fight.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 18d
Yeah they're creating a crime to catch people at. Aren't there real crimes out there to solve?
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
The situation described in the article would not be entrapment. Presenting the opportunity to commit a crime does not constitute entrapment, usually you have to be coerced or tricked in some way.
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Ok that's a little different than being arrested for picking up a random wallet on the sidewalk.
kungen@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 19d
New York Personal Property Law § 252; it doesn't have any name, it's just an unclassified misdemeanor.
But we actually have a word for this type of offence in Sweden, "fyndförseelse" (discovery misdemeanor? Not very easy to translate). Basically, if you find something, you have to return it immediately (if you're aware of who the owner is), and if unknown you need to leave it to the police as soon as possible. But the fun part is, if the rightful owner doesn't make a claim within 3 months, you become the legal owner and can do what you want with it.
My apartment is right by several bars, and my backyard is one of the more secluded places in the area, so I end up finding stuff all the time; clocks, jewelery, etc, from people who think it's more appropriate to piss on my wall and grass instead of using the bar's toilet. Most of them claim their stuff, and that makes me happy, and the rest I can choose to sell or donate it to the government.
So if the NYPD isn't lying in that article, I don't see any "gotcha" with it... other than there's probably more impactful stuff they could be doing.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 18d
Well it's something like entrapment. They're just creating fake crimes to catch people. It's like making a robot who antagonizes a pedestrian until the pedestrian assaults the robot, and then charging the pedestrian with assault even though it was a non-feeling robot.
kungen@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 18d
Giving an opportunity isn't entrapment. It would be if someone said "hey dude, that girl there dropped her phone, do you want it?"
But yeah I get what you mean, and that's what I meant with "there's probably more impactful stuff they could be doing instead"... Because no one who does finders-keepers on someone else's personal belongings (when they can easily see the owner) is a good person tbh.
Normal people lose their stuff all the time; it's a good thing if opportunistic thieves think again before considering hurting an actual person, instead of just being a quota-filler.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 19d
The crime of being too poor to afford a lawyer.
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 18d
Entrapment?
Manticore@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 19d
Yeah no normal person is carrying that much cash. Its either a trap or a crime.
The closest normal reason I can think of is a poorer person having to pay rent in cash to their underhanded landlord. Such a loss is devastating.
But the police probably aren't getting it all back to them though, esp since theyd have to go in and ask (AFTER dropping it off), including explaining their carry amount. NZ cops aren't as insane as US cops but they're overstretched and these jobs aren't a priority for them.
...so I'd rather look for contact info of some kind, but then we're back to trap or crime.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 19d
I thought that was Dionne Warwick.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 19d
I thought it was Cake
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca · 32 pts · 19d
I once found like 200$ in 20$ bills on the ground in a park near my home.
I live in Hochelaga, Montréal. It is the neighborhood with the most homeless encampments in all of Québec.
There just so happened to be a bus across the street that serves hot food and gives clothes to the homeless from the "Dans la rue" non profit organization.
I walked up to the bus and asked if they took donations. They said yes. So I gave them the money.
If I ever win the big prize at the lottery, I'm going to help anyone I can in my neighborhood and my city to find shelter, food and clothes and allow them to be independent so they can get their life back on track.
And I also want to open a grocery co-op in my neighborhood and expand across the province to compete with the price gouging grocery chains in Canada that are responsible for food insecurity and inflation.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 19d
And that's why you will never be a billionaire.
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 18d
Good!
tigermountain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
That was a wonderful thing to do.
nullspace@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 19d
Did everyone clap?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 18d
You can't even conceive of a person donating $200 that they found rather than keeping it? That's sad.
nullspace@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 18d
Did you not see the masturbatory "if I won the lotto I would end world hunger" that followed?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 18d
Don't see how that would relate to "everybody clapping," as it's not something that happened, but is it so hard to believe as well? Especially since it said nothing about "ending world hunger?"
nullspace@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 18d
First day on the internet?
Xeno@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 19d
Check for an ID. If there is one, bring it to the address listed. Mail it if it’s not local. If there isn’t one, bring it to the local police station.
And for the record, I’m an atheist.
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 19d
Fun fact. If you find money or valuables and no way to find the owner. Take it to the police department, and after 3 months or so it becomes your property if no one claims it. At least in the US.
amgine@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 19d
Don’t worry the police department will claim it themselves
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 19d
Those $3k were selling crack and blow! We'll take them away
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 19d
I tried that with a ring. They never filled the paperwork to release it back to me and instead sold it at auction and kept the proceeds.
I was a young teenager, and my dad was trying to use this as a lesson about doing the right thing. We both learned a lesson, but it wasn't the one he expected.
modus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 19d
Three Months later:
"Here's your $20, citizen. Thank you for your honesty."
modus@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 19d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 18d
Years ago, in the pre-cell phone 80s, at a trade show in Las Vegas, someone left their wallet in our booth. It had money in it, but I didn't touch it.
I took it back to my room, and pulled out the Drivers License, from Nebraska. I called the phone operator and asked to be connected to the area code for that city. That operator gave me the only phone number in that city with that last name, but a woman's first name. I called that number, and it turned out to be the wallet owner's mother.
I told her I had her son's wallet, so she should call his hotel room, and tell him he could pick it up at our booth, and gave her my hotel room phone number. He called, obviously hugely relieved that his wallet was safe, and told me to take $50 out of it and go out, but I didn't.
The next day, he came in to retrieve his wallet, and asked if I spent the $50 having fun, and I told him I didn't want a reward. He opened the wallet, threw $50 on the counter, and ran out of the booth.
I gambled it on slots, and won a couple hundred, which I proceeded to gamble away to nothing.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 18d
Once I was walking down by the river and found a wallet and phone. It had $550 in it. Checked the drivers licence, name was Roberto. The phone was unlocked. I called the number listed under "Mum" and tried to explain that I found Roberto's wallet and phone, but the woman couldn't seem to understand, just kept saying "Call Roberto, call Roberto!" And I'm like "Bruh I have his phone".
So next I checked the drivers licence for the address. I googled the street name but it didn't exist. It was something like "Monroe place" and google kept trying to autocorrect it to "Monrovia ave" so I took a chance and drove to that street.
Knock on the door and a very angry man comes to the door, and I smell weed. Ah geez, here we go...
I ask if he is Roberto, he says yes. I ask if his address on his licence is incorrect, to verify if this is the guy, he says yes. So I tell him I found his wallet and phone. He didn't even realise they were missing. His mood changes instantly, takes the wallet and phone, looks inside, sees his money is still there. Is basically in tears. Asks if I was one of the kayakers he had been arguing with at the river (apparently he had been trying to fish with his disabled son and the kayakers were trying to land their boats, fucking up their fishing spot, which is why he left in a huff) I said no, just a walker.
Tried to explain that I tried to call his mum. She actually lives in the same house, but has Alzheimer's and doesn't understand things, so that's why I couldn't get her to understand what I was telling her. He's the primary carer for her and his son, subsists on welfare and disability carer allowance, the money in the wallet was to pay rent. He tries to give me some weed, I decline, then he tries to give me some moonshine (blackberry flavour) in a plastic sandwich bag (he run out of jars) and I accept that (this was before I got sober and gained the common sense not to drink strangers mystery homebrew out of a plastic bag) and eventually escaped his constant gratitude and banter and went home.
NGL I looked through the wallet and phone to determine if this person seemed to be rich or poor. A busted screen older model iPhone and rather sad, scummy wallet suggested he was poor. If I'd found a business card for a law firm or something, I'd have pocketed the cash and tossed the rest in a post box. I was homeless living in a van at the time so I'd consider it fair.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 18d
Best part! How was it?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
Pretty good. Very strong. I used to distil my own rotgut, and his was smoother than mine. Probably about 40abv, but he didn't use an alcomometer so he wasn't really sure. I drank all of it and didn't go blind
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 16d
I get it.
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d
Good on you.
Virtue should be so ubiquitous that it becomes unremarkable. That's the real hallmark of a proper society.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 19d
Put the wallet in a safe place.
Locate the owner.
Kill them.
Pay off credit cards.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 19d
Awfully kind of you to pay off their credit cards so they can rest in peace without the shackles of debt.
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 19d
They might have gone to the Ferengi afterlife, after all!
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 20 pts · 19d
Last time I found a wallet full of money I returned it to the owner, so I guess probably that. Stupid conscience...
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 19d
Yeah. You can tell yourself it's a drug dealer, but it's mostly a paranoid, slightly senile old person who's been carrying their retirement around in their pocket because they don't trust banks.
I would return it too.
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 19d
Same. I would feel bad a long time about 'what if that was my life savings I somehow lost after withdrawing for some reason'. It's not 20 bucks or even a hundred, I don't know, my conscience would drive me mad.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 19d
I have only found a wallet once in my life. I was able to return it. I couldn’t imagine losing that much cash. I would absolutely return it.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 19d
Bro, if there is no ID in there, Dad wants me to have it.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 19d
Kill myself, because AI has begun generating things IRL
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 19d
I mean, apparently I can just go apologize to some dude in a little box at church and get off scott free so...
Yoink.
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 16 pts · 19d
Imma thank god for sending me the blessing I've been praying for and pick that shit up
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 19d
I genuinely think I might just leave it there. Looks too suspicious. That is no ordinary person's money.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 18d
You've watched too many movies.
sundray@lemmus.org · 15 pts · 19d
Wallet that fat on the ground? Someone was passing counterfeit bills.
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 19d
😅
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 19d
The fuck is that?
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 19d
IIRC the OP said that the bank forgot to remove the dye pack from the envelope when they withdrew a large amount of cash. Might just be a tracker though as I’m not seeing any dye.
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d
But there is floss like string running through the bills, it looks like
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 19d
Nice. I never even noticed that… although now that I’ve taken a closer look that black thing behind the bill with the board certainly could be a dye pack!
Lots of interesting engineering stuffed in there… I’m going to have to do a bit of research. There’s got to be an article somewhere. I’d imagine that a great deal of care went into something of this kind; you’d want it to go off on a delay, never in the bank, potentially if the money was removed from the envelope… that’s probably where the string comes into play.
Fascinating!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 19d
An old $20. Wow. Haven't seen one of those in forever.
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 19d
Kinda supports the notion of it being an old device that just got forgotten.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 18d
You always return the wallet. This is not a Christian thing, this is just a human thing. But here's the pros and cons.
Number one scenario: it belongs to an insanely rich person. If you keep this wallet they will barely miss that money because they have plenty, however the police will work very hard to find you and then they will beat the ever living shit out of you and you will be sent to jail for stealing from an oligarch.
Scenario two: it belongs to somebody for whom this is their entire life savings and without it they will become destitute. You will face no repercussions for keeping the wallet and the money because they have no power. But you will have completely destroyed someone else's life which makes you a vile disgusting POS.
Scenario three: it belongs to a drug dealer. And eventually that drug dealer will find you and murder your entire family because you stole from some cartel somewhere. Because the war on drugs has made drug cartels insanely powerful and contemptuous of the rule of law.
iForgotSpells@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 19d
As a child of God, I'll ask for forgiveness
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 19d
I'd pee on it to mark my territory
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 19d
Oh, god, not dog. My bad.
In that case I'd pee on it to mark my territory.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d
This is perfect for the NYPD entrapment operations mentioned by another comment under this post. Imagine their surprise when they realize they have ro deal with a urine-soaked wallet now. You'd probably still get arrested for disturbing the peace or indecency or whatever charge that jurisdiction uses to arrest people without an actual cause, but it would be worth it.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d
I've never been in the blotter, if this got me in the blotter I would absolutely print the article and frame it for all to see!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
If you make t-shirts, I'll buy one and wear it frequently.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
❤️❤️❤️🤣
wake@quokk.au · 4 pts · 19d
On the internet no one knows you're a dog.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Shhh! Secret!
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 19d
Immediately assume there's some nearby surveillance and take Akbar's advice.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 19d
Pick up my wallet that I just dropped?
percent@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 19d
I'd try to return it to the owner, which will allow me to forget the whole situation eventually.
If I kept it, I would never forget that I did that. For some reason, things like that stick around in my brain for decades.
I've lived my entire life so far without that person's money, so I'll continue to be fine without it.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 19d
I found £80 on the floor about 25 years ago. I don't remember much else about that time, but I do still sometimes worry whether I fucked someone's important bills over by picking it up.
You're absolutely right
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app · 11 pts · 19d
This much money, I would try my best to find the owner and return. I'm a total antireligionist and atheist and the guilt would eat me alive.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
I would also try to return as much as is practical, but this thing isn't even going to fold up in my pocket for safekeeping unless I take out a few bills.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
I mean you joke but even if you're doing the best you can to return the money, you're right. You put it in escrow. If you've ever bought a house you've dealt with this but you can use it for a lot of things. I'm going to say as long as it's legal, ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
but thought experiment: like if there's no identifying information in there, if you were to go to the
bank[credit union, sorry, not enough sleep or caffeine] and say hey, i found a wallet with no ID, it had a some obscene amount of cash, what would you need to tell them to quickly assure them you're looking for the owner. You'd go in and tell them you wanted to open a savings account in escrow of finding the wallet's owner with as minimal fees as you can. First, because you're returning a wallet and they think you're cute (you know they do you're returning a wallet), they'll help you with the minimal fees. Second, you're telling them it's a deposit in escrow while you're looking for the right person to give it to, so they should basically expect the account to open and close and accrue interest and that's it. Especially since it's someone's petit cash. If it does anything else they know to call you to let you know there's fraudulent activity with the account.Then you've protected yourself while you begin your search for the wallet's owner, and after [your, not the wallet's. very important distinction right now] legal expenses to determine the appropriate waiting time before claiming the wallet. the search expenses, if any, they belong to the wallet. And shouldn't get attacked by any gangs of roving tellers.
vapeloki@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 19d
Looks like a bunch of worthless paper to me
tigermountain@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d
I don't believe in any god at all and I would still pick it up and try to return it. We don't need a supernatural being telling us what's right and wrong. It's innate inside all of us as social beings.
Surp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 19d
God left that for me
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 19d
A child of God is supposed to find the rich fuck of an owner (probably a criminal because who else has this much cash with them) and give it back. However, I'm not a child of an imaginary sadistic friend so I would take it, give the money to the homeless shelter behind my house and the animal shelter nearby, and bring the rest of the wallet to the police so they can deal with it.
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 19d
Look for the hidden camera.
itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d
Since God doesn't exist the real question is "As a child of your parents, what's your next move?" And answer to that question tells a lot about the person.
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
What if one's parents are POSes and one had to mature independently from their influence, or simpler, if one has no parents?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
What would Captain Janeway do?
Okay bad example she'd totally gank the money and run off if it meant more coffee what would Captain Hair do? Or what kind of log entry would Captain Sisko delete about it?
idk i was kind of raised by tv too
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
Sir, I have no clue what you're talking about hahaha
I more so gave a situation a close person to me genuinelly was in as a child, I wasn't referrencing anything in particular
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
no worries, i think my star trek binge might have gotten a little too deep last night. what time did i finally fall asleep?
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d
Honestly I'd try to find the owner and secretly hope they'd be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn't even get yoinked
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 11 pts · 19d
Stealing and spending cash is theft. Stealing and using a credit card is theft plus fraud. The sketchy guy I bought weed from in high school taught me many life lessons but the most important one is this: don't break the law unless you have to, but if you do have to, break only one law at a time. Of course, he got arrested, but that itself taught me not to get involved with organized crime and not to sell drugs out of your landlord's house. Ray was a smart guy.
neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 19d
I've lost my wallet and had someone return it with all the cash gone, and I've done the same with a wallet I found. Call it a finders fee.
The fact that they returned it cards in tact show that they're at least somewhat of a decent person. Would've been easier to take the cash and throw the rest in the trash. Credit card fraud is a whole different crime.
I was thankful to not have to go to the DMV for a new ID and call the bank for new cards (although I probably should've anyway), the cash was lost anyway.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
I had some asshole pickpocket me in Vegas in a casino. He took all the cash and threw the wallet into a trash can. At least I was able to get the wallet back with my IDs and credit cards, but all my gambling budget for the weekend was gone instantly. I was shocked he was bold enough to do it in a place so notorious for having cameras everywhere. Apparently the casinos only care about their own money because they didn't do a goddamn thing. I figured they'd at least throw me some free play or something.
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 19d
That's not a finders fee, it's theft. Most places consider it such in the US at least.
It's decent to return the other stuff, but that doesn't change the fact the money was stolen. If there was no cash would you bother returning the wallet? If not then essentially you're charging the person for the return which doesn't make it an act of kindness. If so then you're just penalizing a person for having cash on hand. Weird how people will rationalize whatever behavior they want to do.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d
Im actually a child of Fate and Circumstance
ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 19d
There is no fate but what we make
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Same with god then
BananaLama@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 18d
Thank God for this gift
roboflop@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 18d
Praise Jesus for this bountiful harvest
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d
Thank you for this bountiful reward Jesus.
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 19d
Suck ten dicks to celebrate
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 19d
And if I lose my fat wallet? Suck ten dicks to grieve.
No change of wallets at all? Believe it or not, dicks.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 19d
Fuck the wallet while saying a prayer?
Hackworth@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 19d
As a child of god? Burn it.
1stQ@feddit.org · 1 pts · 19d
Like The KLF?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d
Cram it up my ass.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 19d
Apparently push the sound icon because why does this image think it should have sound? 🤔
Klear@piefed.world · 5 pts · 19d
Thank Him, of course
mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 19d
smoke dat shit
huquad@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 19d
Two chicks at the same time
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 19d
PRAISE JEBUS!
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 19d
If there’s ID, find the person. Otherwise, keep the cash. Wallet too if it’s nice.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 19d
I'd try to find the owner because I've never had anyone claim money I've found after that though buying a cool sword and off a car lone
qarbone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 19d
Check for ID. If there is none, then it's mine.
Well, I guess, if it's some place with like a front desk, I'd consider leaving contact info if someone comes looking. But, really, it's mine now.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
Without touching it, stake it out. Let other people passing by know about it. Maybe ask someone else to stake it out so I could go make a sign that says "Stack of Cash, found Unmonitored. If you know the owner, plz notify her or him. Possibly a police sting op, handle at your own risk."
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 18d
Sin
cash@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 18d
One more isn't going to tip the scales.
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 3 pts · 19d
Tbh I don't need the money. I would probably hold onto it until I can figure out whose it is.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 18d
If ID, back to owner. If no ID, finders keepers.
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 19d
As a child? That would’ve been in the mid-80s to early-90s, so of course I would buy Apple stock. By the time I graduated college, I’d be a millionaire just living off the dividends.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 18d
If I am hypothetically a child of a god, then shouldn't I have cool abilities and not need the money of mere mortals? I don't feel very god-like right now. Just sayin'.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 19d
How much do you guys think that is, assuming it's all 100 USD bills? 3000 USD?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
Hookers and Blow, as God intended
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Amen, brother!
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 19d
There's only two types of people who carry that much cash, and neither of them can afford to lose it.
It goes back to the person that lost it, no matter how much effort it takes.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 18d
Pick it up.
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 19d
God works in mysterious ways. Papas getting a H&K mk 23
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 19d
God helps those who help themselves (to someone else's money).
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 3 pts · 14d
Check the ID to find the address, then slip a tenner to pay for the taxi 'cause I sure ain't paying the fare from my own pocket
Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Motion picture money, some YouTubers are filming from a distance.
Give them something fun to film…
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Return the empty wallet I found because I'm a good guy like that.
But really I'd try to get it back to the owner. That looks like a life changing loss on top of monumental stupidity, bad combo.
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 18d
Wallet? What wallet?
5in1k@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 19d
I would buy a $5 hot dog.
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Clearly God wants me to have that. Wait that's what a Christian would say.
I'll find the original owner
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 19d
New mountain bike
guille2a@chachara.club · 2 pts · 19d
Return it, no doubts
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 19d
Cocaine?
bender223@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 19d
😤
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
Donate it to AOC's presidential run
5ha99y@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 18d
As a child of satan I give it to charityXD
snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 19d
Burn it. EZ
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 19d
Hookers and blow
Tiral@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
Two chicks at the same time.
human@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 19d
Hey Peter, man. Check out channel 9.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
how much you wanna bet those are those fake $100 bills with bible quotes on the back admonishing you for being greedy?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
I'd never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain't right.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 19d
If your god allows substitutional atonement then just take the money and ask your god for forgiveness instead of the person you took it from
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
Ask for forgiveness. Easier than asking for permission.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
If I were a child of God, I would take the money as a 'blessing and sign from God that my deeds on earth should be rewarded.' Thus is the gospel of supply-side Jesus.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
That is absolutely bait. Nothing good can come from getting anywhere near it.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 19d
I guess this is supposed to be money (not a bag of waste paper)? Bring it to the lost-and-found office or police, if nobody is around.
And no, my parents aint god.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
What
money—err—walletSalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 18d
Donation to the poor son! Me!
Also that is what? $10k?
So nothing crazy
HotDog7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
If I were in the wallet owner's position, I'd want to be taught a lesson!
billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
Maybe 10-15K? Buy a reall cool 3d printer?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 19d
Bike, or camera store.
ray@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 19d
That might be enough cash to buy a bike, but I don't think it's quite enough to buy a camera store
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 6d
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 6d
Following me around and leaving this comment
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 19d
Obviously going to use that money to put some child touchers in the government, duh
_chris@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
Finders keepers
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 19d
That's either bribe money, or been left there by the police
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 19d
Check if its real then keep, simple as~
if you lost this, your Fuckin stupid and deserve to lose this much open cash. may your cartel boss simply endebt and let you keep your finger and knees in one piece.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 19d
If I was a child of god, I'd probably take that money, and buy a baby to rape.
but seeing as I'm not a child of god, That I'm just a bog standard decent, normal person, I'd probably turn it in.. and perhaps be elated if I get the call that no one claimed it after 30 days, so I can have it..Would do wonders towards bills.