rmuk

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Idea for an advert.

Open on two KIDS visiting GRANNY at the nursing home. No sound but a clock ticking. The KIDS are bored.

Kid 1: sighs

Suddenly, in an explosion of light and colour, our new exciting youth-appealing mascot VIOLENT VIOLET bursts into the scene.

Violent Violet: Hey kids! Did you ever wish you could eat granny's perfume?

Kid 1: No.

Kid 2: What? No.

Kid 1: Gross.

Violent Violet: I'll fucking cut you.

To be developed but I think it has potential.

It's got EU plates, but that truck in the background has Indian plates, I think. So not only is the driver a twat and their car a twatmobile, they also dragged it a quarter of the way around the world to show it off. But if I'm not mistaken, that's a 320-series which is a nice car but definitely not a car worth dedicating that much effort to, so they're also a twat with an overstuffed sense of how cool their twatmobile is.

I saw eight bears on Skyline Drive and the Blue Ridge Parkway back in the nineties: a mother and six cubs on one day, and an adult on its own on another. Those fuckers are big.

More recently I was on a coach from Vilnius to Warsaw and saw loads of wolves. Those fuckers are big.

For both occasions I felt something like a distant, muted, primal fear and I was very grateful to be inside a vehicle.

Not a carnivore, but a few years ago I was hiking alone in northern Norway and I came across a small group of reindeer who obviously took a liking to me and followed me for about two hours, very close. They were big enough to do some damage but I didn't feel even slightly threatened by them, nor them by me, apparently. Those fuckers stink.

on dating tips · c/linuxmemes · 17 pts · 2d

For three, say "command prompt" instead.

In fairness, several major distros are available on the Microsoft store.

I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn't have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. They can't turn their nose up at any effective advertising channel, even if it's one that shitty, and even more so if it's one gleefully used by the people trying to dismantle society. Honestly £2m over more than two years doesn't seem like that much anyway.

From the Wikipedia:

Waugh borrowed ideas such as M. Scott Peck's postulation of four stages of spiritual development to develop his own concept of four 'levels'. People who were 'level one' are characterised as being chaotic and childlike, whereas 'level four' indicated someone who was enlightened and had profound perspective of the world. According to a former member, within the group everyone except Waugh was considered 'level one' due to their lack of proper upbringing. Waugh himself was 'level four'.

Sounds perfectly reasonable and not at all like the mental diarrhoea of a messianic physchopath. Kifflom.