MutantTailThing

u/MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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on One of us · c/lemmyshitpost · 16 pts · 6h

Day 138. I have earned the shitposters trust, they still don’t know I’m an actual moron.

The Russians barely have enough supplies for the army as is, but a new round of mobilisation will ensure a steady stream of meat to keep the grinder going for many years to come. The Poot has every interest in keeping the war going as long as possible. He fears if he admits defeat he goes out the window.

In short, I think a shitload of Russians are going to die.

Only planet known to support life in the entire universe and all of existence.

Let’s have spreadsheets and taxes and shit.

I work shifts, so my sleep cycle is fucked six ways to sunday already. That said, I oversleep maybe once or twice every year, so when it happens I just roll with it. If I'm gonna be late I'm gonna be late, oh well.

Compared to THOSE ASSHOLES who show up exactly five minutes late every single day, I'd say I got my shit pretty much in order.