Yeah so we find you rolling naked in the snow and the person who asked for context will not share a beverage. It takes TWO YEARS to incubate a little man
This reminds me of an old coworker. He looked exactly like a young Andy dick. The resemblance was so uncanny that he changed his work profile picture to a picture of Andy dick. No one ever noticed. I was the only one who knew since I was the one who convinced him he looked exactly like Andy dick.
“Waluigi still has his foreskin,” said Kimishima. “You won’t ever see it but it’s there. We do not know why he remains uncircumcised, however. It might be a religious thing, it might not. But, yes, Nintendo players can expect some exciting downloadable content for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.”
Time to get a life sized waluigi and just leave it sitting at your desk with a mouse jiggler and collect a paycheck while you find a new job. Zoom Meetings, life sized waluigi sitting at the pc..
32 Comments
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 18d
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 67 pts · 18d
This is one of those situations where I kinda want context, but don’t want it if context will ruin the humor.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 18d
Context almost always ruins the humor. I prefer to just bask in the absurdity of it all.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 18d
Yeah so we find you rolling naked in the snow and the person who asked for context will not share a beverage. It takes TWO YEARS to incubate a little man
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 18d
Only if the winds allow for shallow colors, though I imagine not unless bribed to do so since the tales are as tall as I am bold.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 17d
Secular notes of disbelief pluck your manalog like a trombone at a skittles factory, biding the time and watching the space unfold linearly
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 18d
Inspect element
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 18d
Shhh. Keep that "Nothing ever happens" energy away from here
AmyAye@nord.pub · 7 pts · 18d
If its like my place, you have one central photo uodate location and it just gets propigated everywhere.
Somsphet@lemmy.zip · 36 pts · 18d
This reminds me of an old coworker. He looked exactly like a young Andy dick. The resemblance was so uncanny that he changed his work profile picture to a picture of Andy dick. No one ever noticed. I was the only one who knew since I was the one who convinced him he looked exactly like Andy dick.
snooggums@piefed.world · 12 pts · 18d
What was working with Andy Dick like?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 18d
Like all experiences involving him. Horrible.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d
I think Jon Lovitz beating up Andy Dick in a bar was a positive experience.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d
Good point. You love to see it.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 18d
Throwback to when Nintendo confirmed that Waluigi is uncircumcised for some reason.
0xSim@piefed.social · 42 pts · 18d
Just like Bowser, then.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 17 pts · 18d
I mean, a character not having undergone genital mutilation isn't a bad thing
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 18d
They what?
meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 18d
It seems to be satire.
https://hard-drive.net/nintendo-confirms-waluigi-uncircumcised-reason/
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 18d
Lmfao!
modus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d
These facts are now canon.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 18d
Oh cool new BotW DLC too
tjsauce@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d
I'll need an explanation, please 🍿
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
You would
owl@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 18d
So you have chosen Waahh.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 18d
This is the Waahh
hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 17d
Be the Waahh you want to see in the world.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d
Stupid sexy Walugi
Sly2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d
Why'd you wanna change that, it's perfect
matelt@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 18d
Waaaaaaaah!
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 18d
Time to get a life sized waluigi and just leave it sitting at your desk with a mouse jiggler and collect a paycheck while you find a new job. Zoom Meetings, life sized waluigi sitting at the pc..
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 18d
JoJolaluigi