Enjoy the curse.

If i scroll fast enough I can resist the spell

I just stop breathing. Checkmat

Oh yea? I cast THE GAME

Me, lifetime asthmatic: Well, duh, I'm constantly aware of my own breathing.

I cast you notice an itch on your body somewhere

In return I cast Permanently Itchy Butthole.

You are aware of the weight of your jaw.

And why can't you find a comfortable place for your tongue?

Thanks, you saved me from spending a bunch of money on yoga classes