Anon visits New York

I yelled the N-Word in Alabama, they elected me Mayor of the town I was in. Unfortunately I turned down the position because the town population was three tumbleweeds and a goat.

Any city on the West Coast, you yell "Hella", someone will say "Dope"

Fake

Op going outside

Gay

Op getting answered by another male

Well because you asked... It's fake because if you're a native New Yorker (or I assume if you've lived there long enough) you become numb to the nose and stop hearing it. And probably more importantly, people scream at the top of their lungs in NYC all the damn time, New Yorkers DO. NOT. RESPOND. YOU DO NOT LOOK. YOU IGNORE. Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.

Lastly NO ONE in New York uses the phrase "badda bing badda boom", that's some lame Hollywood trope, I've literally never heard anyone use it in real life.

Fake: OP talks in public

Gay: OP is catcalled

God Dangit, I'm like a little less than one year younger than this mfer. Shit was looking way up for me back then.