Dookieman12

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on business is business · c/lemmyshitpost · 53 pts · 22d

As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn't earn a living.

on *Permanently Deleted* · c/asklemmy · 5 pts · 22d

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch used to be $0.89. Not 99, EIGHTY-NINE cents. Now it's like $3.79. Used to be my favorite thing on the menu, but there's no way I'm paying that much for it now. I tolerated $0.99, $1.09, even $1.19 but $1.29 is where I said "no". Haven't had one since.

on *Permanently Deleted* · c/asklemmy · 4 pts · 22d

The McDouble was only created because the double cheeseburger used to be $0.99 and they decided that was too cheap. The McDouble is just a double cheeseburger with one slice of cheese instead of two.

Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I'm trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can "escape" and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.

I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there's no reason it couldn't be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.

The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of "peace" and "happiness" between spawns.

on me_irl · c/me_irl · 15 pts · 23d

AI summary: Canning isn't just admirable, it's a healthy way to boost your self esteem. Here are some benefits to being able to can:

  • you can
  • you don't have to can't
  • you can't can't
  • you can can

Canning began as soon as the first person could and continued on until they could not, at which point, someone else did.

Here are some reasons why you might:

  • you can
  • you can't can't

Now that you can, you can too!