This is why I only drink energy drinks

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sirico@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 4d

It's the same stuff that destroyed the Titanic!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 4d (2 replies)

This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn't just make you pee.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 4d (1 reply)

This data is based on studies where it was given to rats in insanely large quantities. Taken in moderation it can be enjoyed safely.

boonhet@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 3d

Still guaranteed to die eventually after consuming it

ceenote@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Lies. Peeing is the source of all liquid. After the environment cleans it up, we are compelled to drink the "water" to maintain equilibrium and keep the earth from flooding.

TarantulaFudge@startrek.website · 10 pts · 4d (1 reply)

The real secret is drinking organic water straight from the hose.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 4d

Godric@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Good, I like to pee.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Go piss, king.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 3d

😁

Dookieman12@piefed.social · 7 pts · 4d (5 replies)

I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 4d (4 replies)

Pee?!

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 7 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Don't kink shame :<

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 4d

Kink shaming is my kink!

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Pee is just filtered blood, so technically all blood contains pee (plus other stuff)

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 4d

No, pee is a component of semen, thats why it's stored in the balls. It's there awaiting final preparation when needed and excess pee is ejected when the balls get too full.

nycvin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d

It's got electrolytes

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 4d (2 replies)

It’s the H2O stored in the balls.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

that's why girls need pads and tampons, they can't hold their pee

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3d

Someone else in these comments mentioned blood is just pee, plus some other stuff. So this all tracks.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3d

B...but data center drinks so much more why doesn't it pee?

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 3d

It's probably sarin.

KernelTale@programming.dev · 1 pts · 3d

Same but I still hate when I have to pee for the week, so I have to lube my urethra otherwise it hurts.