Godric

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on Vicious cycle · c/historymemes · 5 pts · 6h

My buddy and I like to toast historical figures for very vaguely related things they impacted.

Recently: "To Otto von B, for creating the circumstances leading to the First World War, leading to the Roaring 20's, leading to Art Deco! Cheers!

I've tried that, the smart ones get defensive and deflective, the dumb ones give blank looks. Conservatives thrive under a victim mentality, so I don't give them their hallowed ground.

Volcalizing their dipshit views with sufficiently caustic sarcasm is much, much more effective!

on Gender neutral guide · c/memes · 2 pts · 7h

It's sad, the few things one can monger.

War, fish, rumors, cheese, fear, and whores, not much else to be a mongerer-of :(

Something I really cherish is a scheduled phone call with two of my college buddies, themed on a movie or TV show we agree to watch that week.

One of us just abruptly made a group chat and asked if we'd be down, and we've been doing it for years now, I highly reccomend!

on Sir, one begs to differ. · c/memes · 1 pts · 7h

I remember watching the release Live with a few buddies, and the "gunshot proof windows" shattered with the gentle toss of a ball bearing.

I knew just watching the release it would flop, they marketed solely to clueless hipster assholes instead of actual truck-buying rednecks.

on Absolutely · c/politicalmemes · 11 pts · 8h

"4 for $100" is a wild sentence for anything not steak, much less smashburgers (fries are a separate order) made by hipster dickheads with tribal tats and 1800s mustaches

It always cracked me up how offended conservatives get when they joke about Soros, and I keep it going.

"Soros has been paying those protesters"

"Yep, I have no beliefs, which is why I hang around outside in 100° weather, next round's on George, cheers gents!"