Bandwidth

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luthis@lemmy.nz · 46 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Thrash metal but yes

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d

Ackshully... black metal

(Not really, I'm just shit-commenting)

fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 24 pts · 33d

As a network engineer I hate this. But I'm still upvoting.

Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 33d

Goddamn it.

You can have my upvote, but I don't have to like it.

lol_idk@piefed.social · 11 pts · 33d (7 replies)

This took me too long to get

bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Maybe your band was standing much too close together.

Natanael@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 33d

Maybe he's a bit... dense...

Syndication@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 33d (4 replies)
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trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 33d (3 replies)

Bandwidth. The width of your speed metal band. It's a silly pun...

Syndication@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 33d (2 replies)
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VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 33d (1 reply)

We all are sometimes, and the fact you can recognize it, is already better than those at the helm of the most powerful country.

Syndication@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 33d
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mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d

Oh this is so stupid. Love it

Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 33d

It made me do a solid "heh", this one did.

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d (1 reply)

A part

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 33d

Bande à part

Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 33d

Boo. Dad band and dad joke all in one, for shame!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 33d

This pun is so dad-powered, it made my balls go back up inside me from the cringe.

Amazing.

tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Is that Slayer or Tenacious D?

loutr@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 33d (1 reply)

It's Slayer of course, this is obviously Kerry King standing next to Jack Black.

ryan213@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 33d

Tom would like to have a word with you. Out back. Come alone.

vogi@piefed.social · 5 pts · 33d

very funny!! also: the old speedmeter looked so gorgous ;(

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Slayera not speed metal though

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d (1 reply)

I have a theory that a large proportion of metal fans are neurodivergent. It's the only explanation for why we have a full fucking taxonomy to explain our hobby.

Finntroll = metal - black - folk - fantasy - troll

Nekrogoblikon = metal - death - melodic - fantasy - goblin

Slayer = metal - death - thrash - old man

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 32d

I agree because theres subgenres like blackend symphonic deathcore and how grindcore has like 2 subgenres that sound mostly the same like mincecore or pornogrind

bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 32d

Take my upvote, you monster.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 33d

Dad crown passed.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Part of it.

I'm pretty sure bandwidth is measured in Mbps or Gbps, so if you can ship massive packets of data slowly, that number can still get big. The bandwidth of a van full of MicroSD cards is absolutely enormous, but your ping will be measured in hours, maybe even days.

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 33d

and jitter will be gigantic

pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 33d

bad capitalization completely fucks this meme

kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 32d

another day on lemmy, another decade old meme