on When your guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 2hWelp....
on What's a better feeling? · c/memes · 2 pts · 2hI guess it would depend on which of you is on the receiving end
on Modern sorcery · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 2hFunny... I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night
on That Damn Smile · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 2hThe goats don't need to be in a closed container? I need to live where you do
on That Damn Smile · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 3hI can fix her! Who am I kidding? She sounds like a blast!
on Horrible bruise from being hit by a baseball · c/lemmyshitpost · 2 pts · 3hHit ya where the good lord split ya
on While millions face cuts, superyacht sales are somehow exploding · c/aboringdystopia · 3 pts · 7hPeople selling all of their stuff to go live permanently on the ocean? I know of at least one person with that plan
on SBA #195 spo · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 7hI dunno... I've had a couple of pretty shit days where it's hard to think of any potentially positive thing
on SBA #195 spo · c/lemmyshitpost · 2 pts · 7hAll rainbows are at least double, you just usually can't see the second part
on Bandwidth · c/lemmyshitpost · 4 pts · 7hAckshully... black metal (Not really, I'm just shit-commenting)
on I have not yet read your comment, thus you do not need to tell me what you mean · c/memes · 7 pts · 8hI mean... you're still not immune from OP not wishing you a good morning even if you're free to say what you mean. Just sayin' (People who end their comments with "just sayin'" are even worse)
on Creative panhandling · c/lemmyshitpost · 4 pts · 23hThe tattoo on his arm really sells it. #firepunch
on FTC Concerned About Meta Surveillance of Users of Erectile Dysfunction Apps · c/news · 6 pts · 1d"If it's free, then YOU are the product"
on Capital One says it closed Trump Organization’s accounts after anti-money-laundering review · c/politics · 48 pts · 1dWhat else is the bank supposed to do. I get what you're saying though. The slow-ass courts will probably never do anything about it
on Ex-DOGE leader Elon Musk donates $5M to pro-Vivek Ramaswamy Super PAC · c/politics · 24 pts · 1dHe's still carrying around his meat shield, I see
on Corn time, everyone get corny · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 2dYes, but who boned the corn in the first place? Jesus... get your weiner out of that corn, OP!
on Corn time, everyone get corny · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 2dDoes that count as Losing Your Illusion?
Welp....
I guess it would depend on which of you is on the receiving end
Knowing how math actually works
Funny... I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night
The goats don't need to be in a closed container?
I need to live where you do
I can fix her!
Who am I kidding? She sounds like a blast!
Hit ya where the good lord split ya
A drug user? Lol
People selling all of their stuff to go live permanently on the ocean?
I know of at least one person with that plan
I dunno... I've had a couple of pretty shit days where it's hard to think of any potentially positive thing
All rainbows are at least double, you just usually can't see the second part
Ackshully... black metal
(Not really, I'm just shit-commenting)
I mean... you're still not immune from OP not wishing you a good morning even if you're free to say what you mean.
Just sayin'
(People who end their comments with "just sayin'" are even worse)
The tattoo on his arm really sells it.
#firepunch
"If it's free, then YOU are the product"
What else is the bank supposed to do. I get what you're saying though. The slow-ass courts will probably never do anything about it
He's still carrying around his meat shield, I see
Yes, but who boned the corn in the first place? Jesus... get your weiner out of that corn, OP!
Seen a few in your time, have you?
Does that count as Losing Your Illusion?