Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls...😝
I fight my demons head on thank you very much. Seems quiet selfish to release them to torture the world. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage, I can take it.
See, there's your problem. You've got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they've come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they're still too hot.
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 30d
But then I can't eat the fire demon.
Akido37@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 30d
OR a frost demon.
Katana314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 30d
Stupid 950-watt microwave
bookie@quokk.au · 6 pts · 30d
Calcifer
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 30d
Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls...😝
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 30d
Truffle salt.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 30d
You sir, are going to get me dead.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 30d
Girl, you got this😉 Just a few extra calories.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d
Uh..I’ve been eating pizza rolls the wrong way all this time.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 30d
They've started selling Pizzarolls with garlic or nacho cheese powder on the outside. They seem like a mess.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 30d
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 30d
I fight my demons head on thank you very much. Seems quiet selfish to release them to torture the world. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage, I can take it.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 30d
The 'Za-wraiths?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 30d
This, but with more toppings.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 30d
Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d
got 'er!
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 30d
It's called a Djinn.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 30d
I wish my tongue not get burnt
"Granted"
Burns finger
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d
i wish this salsa not burn my mouth
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 30d
"I kept it in the fridge for the past 4 weeks so it should be cool enough to eat by now."
drops it; it sets the drapes on fire
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29d
See, there's your problem. You've got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they've come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they're still too hot.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 29d
Funny... I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 30d
Yesterday it was gaseous form at the guild party, now this. I’m starting to wonder about Lemmy mages.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d
But I love taming demons with my tongue tho