Capt. Wolf

u/capt_wolf@lemmy.world
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on Modern sorcery · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 13h

See, there's your problem. You've got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they've come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they're still too hot.

Their decision to abruptly remove third party API access is what drove me here. I wiped all my posts shortly after they started offering that stock buy in bullshit. Definitely made the right decision after seeing them become what they are now.

I don't remember what I did to get this, but apparently it involved eating corn. The game was Backseat Drivers.

The most rare ones I have are for delisted games like Marvel Heroes or Rocksmith. So here's the next and more worthy two that were actually a challenge. Both are from Cave Story.

No, what will happen instead is they'll get rid of half of the nurses and the ones they keep will be responsible for 16 million things. My agency is going through it right now. They fired one of our APNs and gave all her duties to our other one. She's already overwhelmed to the point of crying in the office.

on Scumbag tape · c/memes · 4 pts · 10d

*Pulls out pocket knife again because I can't find the line on the extra roll*

If my grandfather taught me anything, it was the importance of knowing when to start over, as long as you persist, until it's done right.

"Not too long ago, my ex-girlfriend told me her new boyfriend was complaining that her back door was too tight. When I went over, I didn't have any problem slipping right in. I even tried a few times and couldn't figure out the issue. Well, she recently sent me a photo, and I think I see the problem..."

on New hobby · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 11d

I got a few of those. One memorable one in particular was from a guy that was raging hard.

"If you don't stop fucking calling me, I'm going to come to your house and kill your whole family."

Okay, chill dude... I'm not doing it. Clearly someone is faking my number. Just block me and move on.

"NO! I'M SICK OF MY PHONE RINGING ALL DAY LONG! YOU NEED TO STOP OR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS YOUR FAULT!!!"

Okay... So I'm gonna go ahead and call the police now... Have a better day, man.

It was like the start of a damn horror story.

That was my first thought too. I just reread Skeleton Crew a few weeks ago. Mrs. Todd's Shortcut, if anyone's interested. Going through the dark tower series again now and really love how even short stories like Mrs. Todd get tied in.