FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!

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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 36d (4 replies)

For the uncultured:

::: spoiler spoiler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cask_of_Amontillado :::

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 36d

Hey screw you buddy, I had yogurt for breakfast this morning and drank some kombucha in the afternoon I'm cultured as FUCK!

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 36d (1 reply)

And there was me thinking about that very old episode of Thomas the Tank Engine

ptu@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 36d

”But I think he deserved his punishment, dont you?”

No, I don’t think he should have been immured for disobeying the Fat Controller.

Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 36d

It's like a 5 minute read, and my absolute favorite by Poe!

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 36d (2 replies)

“THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitely, settled --but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong. ”

rmuk@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 34d (1 reply)

"Sir this is a Wendy's."

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 34d

Yeah well a already endurance whatever incoherence and excessive punctuation, nice! That dude was creepy to the Max!

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 36d
abc@suppo.fi · 5 pts · 34d

This was a fun read at age 12.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 35d

Wasn't Amontillado the cask of wine used as bait?

abcde_fz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d (1 reply)

OMG this is fantastic 😍

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d

📖💩💯✔️

wingnut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 34d

yes, for the love of god...