sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 135 pts · 19h (2 replies)

I googled it so you don't have to: The story is true, but there are a lot of fake pictures. I don't know if these pictures are genuine.

wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 14h

A true survice thanks :)

muhyb@programming.dev · 3 pts · 12h

I remember my biology teacher in high school told about this back then, so I concur the pictures on the internet could be fake.

Dookieman12@piefed.social · 103 pts · 19h (21 replies)

Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 19h (1 reply)

let girls have him fun

Dookieman12@piefed.social · 42 pts · 18h

Make of that what you will.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 17h (11 replies)

Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 17h (7 replies)

That's not how that math works...

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 17h (6 replies)

What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · -6 pts · 17h (5 replies)

If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter?

Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 16h

You can get pregnant the day after ovulation.

Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window.

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 17h (3 replies)

Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period)

[edit] more clear language on timing of second load

tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 14h (2 replies)

Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks

skeezix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13h

Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 14h (2 replies)

You're the one who brought up "slut shaming", hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends.

Primus~ "Make of that what you will."

You~ "Slut". You made it slut. Only you.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13h

🤨

Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 56m

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement.

For example: "you would look good in some cement shoes" without cultural context, that doesn't imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that's a death threat.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 19h

DVP creampies, obviously.

RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 17h

At least the orgy must have been fun

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 17h

Choo choo?

bababu@feddit.org · 5 pts · 18h

sperm can live longer

tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4h
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funkajunk@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 19h (1 reply)

Hoes be hoein

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18h

Yeah he does

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 88 pts · 17h (1 reply)

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 16h

Momma? Momma!

Almacca@aussie.zone · 80 pts · 18h (3 replies)

Says it all, really.

infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 40 pts · 15h (2 replies)

That's my "I'm being lifted by the nut sack" face, too.

Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 14h

What's the matter, Mcfly?

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2h

I hate it when that happens.

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 64 pts · 19h (4 replies)

A brother from the same mother

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 18h (3 replies)

Also known by the less common shorthand of brother

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 17h (2 replies)

Half brother.

At least in America he'd get a 3/5ths sister.

InGodWeThrust@quokk.au · 4 pts · 17h (1 reply)

So it would be only 3/5ths incest, which would make it slightly more naughty than wrong

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11h

If my southern math is right, that becomes acceptable partway through Tennessee.

LSNLDN@slrpnk.net · 49 pts · 14h

Having a half twin brother is wild

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 31 pts · 18h

Pro move, honestly. Otherwise it can be really hard telling which of your twins is which.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 9h (1 reply)

so how many different women did this happen to? this ai crap will not end well...

also, if we take the image at face value, did they really need dna test to determine the kids do not have same father? 😂

https://hostux.pics/images/2026/08/20/Screenshot-from-2026-08-20-00-26-45feb8d54621e47203.png

Maeve@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 2h

There are instances of two different dna samples in one person, so don't. Also, white babies can be born to black women and black babies to white women.

RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 17h (7 replies)

I thought twins were always split from the same egg. Great and my only news source for learning, shit posts.

EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 17h (1 reply)

Identical twins, yes. You can have multiple eggs fertile at the same time. Two of my childhood friends were a boy and girl who were twins, obviously look quite different lol

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41m

Thanks for the knowledge! I've been walking around knowing that Twins and Identical Twins are different; yet thinking that sex differences were developed post fertilization, like we do some in-vitro reptile shit, hahaha

Mental apologies to my AP bio teacher, who probably taught me better! He took great pleasure in publicly slaughtering transphobic ideology, before it was cool.

bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 17h

I think that's just identical twins, but fraternal twins are two separate eggs being fertilized, which is how you can have twins of different sexes

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 5 pts · 13h (3 replies)

The concept of "twins" is far older than any knowledge of eggs (in mammals) and sperm cells. Two babies come out at the same time, language decided to call those twins.

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1h (2 replies)

Eggs "(in mammals)" as opposed to what other thing in other animal groups?

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1h (1 reply)

Eggs in non-mammals? Like, notably, chicken eggs?

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 37m

Ah I get what you mean now, I kept thinking which animals do not have eggs but do get twins...

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 18h

I've seen a few of these Maury Povich Show episodes.

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 17h

Damn Zeus and his macanation

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 8h

Don't know if humans work that way but cats do.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5h (1 reply)

She appears to be a hirsutely-eyebrowed lass.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1h

... because you can see her eyebrows...?? I thought we were past that.

bss03@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 4h

What's the cut-off for "nature"? I mean, it's not like DNA tests grow wild on the PCR plains, and it seems to me that the DNA test was the "tattle tale".

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 5h

Is this a non-meme?

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 16h (7 replies)

A 19 year old with two kids from two different fathers. How forgetting to use contraception one night sets three lives up for failure.

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 14h (1 reply)

Okay I'm sure this situation has a couple downsides but who is to say they will fail? Mothers have children from different fathers all the time (and vice versa), these two are just a lil closer.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 14h

At 19? Teens with kids have a much harder time to climb the socioeconomic ladder and the same is true for the kids with a teenage single mom

belluck@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 15h (4 replies)

5, if the fathers choose to be responsible (assuming they’re a similar age to the girl. Otherwise, ew)

wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 14h (3 replies)

19~ minus 9 months i dont think they where the same adge

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 5 pts · 13h (2 replies)

How does her age lead you to any conclusion about their ages?

wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1h (1 reply)

Mo conclutions js geusses but the whole situe feels kinda predi so i geussed she was targeded by some "freshly 18" enjoyers

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1h

Do you want to proofread that and then think about whether you need to throw out completely wild accusations based on absolutely fuck all?

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · -4 pts · 4h

Sometimes women aren't complete sluts.

jobbies@lemmy.zip · -12 pts · 13h (17 replies)
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TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 12h (15 replies)

Could be even more quiet please.

It's always a lose lose situation for women. Don't fuck the men and you're somehow blamed for a "male loneliness epidemic". Fuck the men ........get called a whore.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · -3 pts · 9h (14 replies)

Don’t fuck the men and you’re somehow blamed for a “male loneliness epidemic”. Fuck the men …get called a whore.

fuck two different men at the same time just around your ovulation without protection, don't be surprised if you raise few eyebrows 🤷‍♂️

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 9h (13 replies)

Someone didn't get an adequate sex ed class......

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 9h (12 replies)

i am sorry about that, but there is still time for you to fix that, better late than never!

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 8h (11 replies)

Lol...... Wanna guess why you're being an idiot, or would you prefer ignorance?

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 8h (10 replies)

oh enlighten me, idiot, i can always use some laugh...

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 8h

Wanna guess how long sperm can survive in a fallopian tube?

kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 12h

there's nothing to indicate that this woman is a sex worker, so it's safe to assume you found an excuse to use a misogynistic word and took it since you couldn't help it

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · -60 pts · 19h (14 replies)

Slut. Got her number?

skeezix@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13h (1 reply)

867 5309

bss03@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 4h

Ask for Jenny.

Dookieman12@piefed.social · -45 pts · 18h (11 replies)

I'll team up with you, let's give her another pair of twins

Dookieman12@piefed.social · -17 pts · 18h (10 replies)

Fediverse: "Let girls have fun!"

Also Fediverse: "Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick."

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 18h (8 replies)

It's not about the enjoyment, it's about the dehumanization. She's not a slut to be used. She's a person.

Now, who wants to join me in triple teaming this dude's ass? Let's go! Colon party, baby!

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Can I be triple teamed?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9h

Of course! But I'm still kinda mad at the other guy, so it's going to get a little "hate fuck-y".

Demdaru@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 17h (5 replies)

I wanted to point out cheating is straight up evil. Then got back to image and checked...nowhere there is info about her being married. Or any other context.

And no, didn't want to support dehumanisation, just point out calling a cheater slut isn't that shocking, regardless of sex. But we don't even have context for that lol.

Gladaed@feddit.org · 11 pts · 16h (4 replies)

Nobody implied that she is married.

Demdaru@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16h (3 replies)

Being too innocent for this world is the first for me lol. I assumed that due to first comment, why else call her slut?

Damn. Feels weird to be the naive/innocent one for once. xD

dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 14h

Probably cause the person that called her that hates women.

ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 13h
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