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AI summary: Canning isn't just admirable, it's a healthy way to boost your self esteem. Here are some benefits to being able to can:

• you can
• you don't have to can't
• you can't can't
• you can can

Canning began as soon as the first person could and continued on until they could not, at which point, someone else did.

Here are some reasons why you might:

• you can
• you can't can't

Now that you can, you can too!

Back in grade school, I'd write a 90 word introduction and a ten word essay.

My capacity to can has been rendered null and void due to the ravages and viccisitudes of experience.