SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.

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piecat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Good luck getting a receipt

dystop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Real SLPT: ask if they are a registered tax-exempt organisation, and in the ensuing confusion punch them in the face.

killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Make sure to ask for one

TauZero@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 3y

Funny thing is that losses due to theft were tax-deductible until 2022, when the Trump's Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017 eliminated many itemized deductions in lieu of a higher standard deduction. You are still required to report gains from theft as capital gains of course.

Cal@kind.social · 3 pts · 3y

@killer_penguin The Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild issues receipts for exactly this reason.

TurboDiesel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Who has the time to itemize‽

coldhotman@nrsk.no · 1 pts · 3y
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