42SLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 3 comments
284SLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 19 comments
81SLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 2 comments
40SLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 5 comments
29SLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 1 comments
52SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 8 comments
67SLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 4 comments
37SLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 1 comments
134SLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper! c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 26 comments
38SLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 1 comments
74SLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreams c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 2 comments
45SLPT Your job have a drug test day? Make sure to bring enough for everyone to try some. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 2 comments
16SLPT The good die young. Be an A-hole your entire life to live longer. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 2 comments
42SLPT Have a work email? Report every email you get as spam you can never be too careful. The IT department will love you because you're thinking of security. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 3 comments
28SLPT If you like the hair you have now, shave it all off and make a wig out of it. You can have that hairstyle forever c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 0 comments
37SLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 8 comments
27SLPT Trying to lose weight? Always scoop your ice cream when it's frozen rock hard. You will burn a few extra calories. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 0 comments
26SLPT instead of buying a bigger TV, just sit closer ya dingus c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 3 comments
43SLPT pulling over for police is optional. They can't give you a ticket if you don't pull over. c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3y · 6 comments
on SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes. · c/shittylifeprotips · 3 pts · 3yMake sure to ask for one
on SLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight. · c/shittylifeprotips · 1 pts · 3yGot poison effect on those gloves
on Chorizo Gnocchi Traybake · c/gifrecipes · 1 pts · 3yI just made a gnocchi dish last week something very similar to this! Next time I'm going to try this
on SLPT Unable to buy the fun fireworks in your state? Make your own by attaching a cardboard tube full of glitter, minerals, and gunpowder to a model rocket. · c/shittylifeprotips · 1 pts · 3yMaking the fireworks like it’s Minecraft over here!
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/shittylifeprotips · 2 pts · 3yI saw that documentary too! This also works with anyone's car including police.
on SLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down. · c/shittylifeprotips · 2 pts · 3yWho said anything about rinse... just repeat
on SLPT Do your misplace your kids often? Have them swallow an air tag. Cover it in yogurt to help get it down. · c/shittylifeprotips · 3 pts · 3yRound 2!
on SLPT pulling over for police is optional. They can't give you a ticket if you don't pull over. · c/shittylifeprotips · 3 pts · 3yThat's also optional
on SLPT Have a short layover when flying and you might not make the next plane? Save some time by yelling bomb! To get off the plain quicker · c/shittylifeprotips · 2 pts · 3yVery true a life saver
on SLPT Have a short layover when flying and you might not make the next plane? Save some time by yelling bomb! To get off the plain quicker · c/shittylifeprotips · 2 pts · 3yShit I can't spell!
on SLPT Need radiation, but live in the US and can't afford it? Travel to Chernobyl where you can get all the radiation for free! · c/shittylifeprotips · 2 pts · 3yThat is too funny lol
on SLPT Self hosting stuff on your home network? having trouble reaching it from outside your network? Turn all security off including your firewall to gain access. · c/shittylifeprotips · 2 pts · 3yWould not recommend posting something like that in c/selhosted
on SLPT silica gel is another way of saying salt, save it when you get one and use it on your food! You'll never have to buy salt again · c/shittylifeprotips · 3 pts · 3yThis is a shitty life pro tip Leaving this up as it is not more dangerous than any other post on this community From cutenottragic https://azpoison.com/sites/default/files/poisonology_what_happens_if_i_eat_silica_gel.pdf
on SLPT have bad breath? Spray lysol in your mouth it kills 99.9% of bacteria! · c/shittylifeprotips · 3 pts · 3yDefinitely not an ad, but right as I posted it I was like hmm that kinda looks like one 😂
on SLPT Big Airports don't want you to know that you can walk to the place you want to go. Rather than paying outrageous ticket costs. · c/shittylifeprotips · 1 pts · 3yMaybe a short swim too!
on SLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure. · c/shittylifeprotips · 2 pts · 3yFor that stunt? At least $100
on SLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure. · c/shittylifeprotips · 7 pts · 3yWell the mistake was the kid didn't give the zookeeper any money!
on SLPT Laminate your paper towels and toilet paper so they can be reused easier. · c/shittylifeprotips · 1 pts · 3yFrom experience yes!
on SLPT If your computer is dirty and blowing air on the parts isn't completely cleaning them, just hose it down out back! Make sure to plug it into power during this! · c/shittylifeprotips · 4 pts · 3yThen use the leaf blower to dry it off!
on SLPT: Use an old lightbulb as a thrifty option to fill the void left by broken drinkware. · c/shittylifeprotips · 1 pts · 3yReduce reuse recycle!
Make sure to ask for one
Got poison effect on those gloves
I just made a gnocchi dish last week something very similar to this! Next time I'm going to try this
Making the fireworks like it’s Minecraft over here!
I saw that documentary too! This also works with anyone's car including police.
Who said anything about rinse... just repeat
Round 2!
That's also optional
Very true a life saver
Shit I can't spell!
That is too funny lol
Would not recommend posting something like that in c/selhosted
This is a shitty life pro tip
Leaving this up as it is not more dangerous than any other post on this community
From cutenottragic https://azpoison.com/sites/default/files/poisonology_what_happens_if_i_eat_silica_gel.pdf
Definitely not an ad, but right as I posted it I was like hmm that kinda looks like one 😂
Maybe a short swim too!
For that stunt? At least $100
Well the mistake was the kid didn't give the zookeeper any money!
From experience yes!
Then use the leaf blower to dry it off!
Reduce reuse recycle!