SLPT Need radiation, but live in the US and can't afford it? Travel to Chernobyl where you can get all the radiation for free!

God damnit, I'm on a work call and started giggling at the idea of a bunch of bald people in hospital gowns just wandering around Chernobyl basking in the radiation. Everyone on the call's like "what's so funny" so I made something up about my dog running into the wall, because that's not something I wanted to explain to a bunch of colleagues.