c/shittylifeprotips · by killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 3ySLPT If you slip the zookeeper some money you can do anything you want in the zoo. Like jumping into the gorilla enclosure. 20 points · 4 comments · view on lemmy.world
4 Comments
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Oh hell no. Not again! That fucked up the time stream in 2016, you stay the hell away from the gorillas!
killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Well the mistake was the kid didn't give the zookeeper any money!
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
How much money do you recommend we give to avoid another Harambe situation?
killer_penguin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
For that stunt? At least $100