c/lemmyshitpost · by upsiderue@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3yflavored rice 😋 NSFW309 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
Jamie@jamie.moe · 54 pts · 3y
Thanks, I hate it.
VubDapple@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y
Well, its much better than cockroaches
diggit@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
But what about crackling cockroaches?
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 3y
Do they taste like fried rice, but without the calories or expensive spices?
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 3y
Impressive. It's rare that posts will actually make me throw up in my mouth a little. Congrats.
Thteven@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
You don't like lizard fried rice?
pazukaza@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Here I go again, pooping the party!
There's literally a whole metallic pan between the heat source and the rice. Unless lizard flavor can go through metal, this makes no sense.
Call me anytime you need some poop on a party. Bye.
bizzacore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
It's my party, and I'll poop if I want to.
You would poop too, if it happened to you.
alaxitoo@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y
Legit felt sick reading this lol nice 😉
JossyBop@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y
I am too hungover to see shit like this
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y
I feel like I should be grossed out but I don’t know why the lizard jerky kind of looks alright
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3y
after a certain point it's just lizard shaped protein
LittleTrashDoll@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 3y
You said delicious …. Will you ever cook rice without missing the taste of fried lizard again ?
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
Hey. Could you make this as NSFW please? Thanks in advance
AnActualFossil@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y
Don't just give out your secret recipes like that!
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 3y
How do I hide posts on Lemmy, I never want to see this again
Phyrin@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Thought I had found an /r/wtf alternative
orientalsniper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Just crossposted it to there, we need to get /c/wtf going.
strangematter@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y
So you tell me... a lizard fried this rice?
drasticpotatoes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
b3nsn0w@pricefield.org · 3 pts · 3y
Bear Grylls's origin story
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3y
I bet they cleaned it out, and the rice was just....not the same. Just...lacking, you know what I'm saying?
pazukaza@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 3y
"Babe, we need to buy a lizard trap now."
rustic_tiddles@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
How did they taste? Hopefully they were still crunchy