c/lemmyshitpost · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2y

Handy guide.

448 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world

23 Comments

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (7 replies)

You can't prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

All I know is I've been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven't tested positive for gonorrhea.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Don't be jealous just bc you can't get dates w the cool diplodocuses

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Diplodocusi

variants@possumpat.io · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Diplodocusae

Olmai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Diplodocci

M500@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

It's like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.

aleats@iusearchlinux.fyi · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You've got bigger problems if there's dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What if you're a bird?

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You mean a drone? c/birdsarentreal

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oops. I forgot they aren't real.

But then drones could have dinosaur in their blood...

variants@possumpat.io · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Drones get charged by energy produced by dinosaurs

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I've never seen a bird get filled up at a gas station!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they're causing gonorrhea?

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y

I'll just use Occam's Razor until definite proof is provided.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Concentrate... Do not make the obvious joke...

DiploRaucous@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Wait... I'm confused. Do I cause gonorrhea or no?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's very simple- it's safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.

DiploRaucous@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Spelling is not the issue. The question is whether or not you're contagious.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave