Probably shouldn't be talking to The rapist

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wjrii@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

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Me: You’re right. “No” is probably sufficient.

Therapist: And what do we say to people who want to get to know us?

Me: Not today.

I’ll take “Anal Bum Title” for 300, Trebek.

don@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

I’ll take “Penis Land” for 400, Trebek.

MyFairJulia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

and then going back to the therapist: 🎶 Let's begin! I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone! 🎶

He could go

All The Way!

But you asked me to be more honest ?

I'd be really intrigued ngl

Guess that cant handle the truth

Yes.