Live-Action, R-Rated ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie in the Works From Producer Walter Hamada

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-last-ronin-movie-1235871493/

Sure as shit never thought we would get a hard R TMNT movie

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Pistcow@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y (7 replies)

there better be turtle dong

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Tiny turtle hump "ah" intensifies

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y

Nah, I’ve already seen that movie.

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Whoa. . . crunch

SatyrSack@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Give me dong, or give me death.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

¿Por que no los dos?

theodewere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

maybe one's got tits now

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Given the source material, it'd be disappointing if it wasn't.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Uh, yes... It has been, for decades...

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Except for the cartoon. That was my jam growing up.

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · -20 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Why 'r-rated' it's a fucking kids' brand

Infraggable@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Search up the comics, which is the source material. It's dark as fuck.

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What happens? Wikipedia doesn't give a synopsis.

Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Keeping it vague for spoilers: blood and guts, main characters get disfigured, die brutal deaths, etc.

Kelly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Its a bit like Batman or Jurassic Park in that the media franchise encompasses both children's products and media targeting an older audience.

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's definitely not you mook

Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It wasn't, but it basically is now.

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

How so?