c/memes · by seahorse@midwest.social · 2yGod has allowed me to live another day, and I'm going to make it everyone's problem 312 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
There needs to be little motors that activate when you step that spin them with nozzles pointed at them that spray fine glitter on them so people can see what they hear.
AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social · 18 pts · 2y
Tamborlands?
Maybe a little light treason.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No touching!✋🤚
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y
“Whoa black betty…”
JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
Mango@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Needs soles.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Why did they remove them? It seems like way more work for a profoundly worse product.
quicksand@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
I think profoundly worse was intended by whoever made these lol
JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
A better world than this one.or possibly etsy for way too much.
Bob@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Put some soles on these and make thieves wear them instead of throwing them in jail.
melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Time to get caught on purpose...
asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Maco1969@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Had some idiot walk into my flat wearing wooden clogs, my cat left at speed never to be seen again....