A problem-free philosophy

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Dadifer@lemmy.world · 130 pts · 2y (24 replies)

To be fair, they weren't wrong

vankappa@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (22 replies)

yeah he could've just stayed there and enjoy the chill way life there BUT he chose to help the lion clan that was under the dictator and the hyenas, so he chose to save his people. Like something in the bible probably

Ross_audio@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y (16 replies)

It's based on Hamlet. So Shakespeare, not the bible.

0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 98 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Shakespeare wasn't one person, he was actually a collection of Bibles writing under a pseudonym

db2@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Biblically accurate Shakespeare can't hurt you.

rockerface@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

TO BE AFRAID OR TO BE NOT AFRAID? That is the question

nieceandtows@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do not be afraid

BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Alright, be a little more afraid than that

Twelve20two@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A bunch of Bibles in a 16th century trench coat

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

"I'd like a cup of mead."

"Are you 21?"

"I'm 21... Bibles."

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

"And before they could nail him to the cross, Jesus immediately vanished before them. All who saw this were amazed. Then a voice from the heavens, sounding as though it were the son of God spoke saying, 'The better part of valour is discretion.'"--The Gospel According to Sir John Falstaff

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Shakespeare wasn’t one person, he was actually a collection of Bibles monkeys with typewriters writing under a pseudonym

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It's based on Kimba the White Lion, which is based on Hamlet, which is based on an episode of The Office (US).

Speculater@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

And that episode got its source material from Game of Thrones.

Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That kolanak guy is going to be sad when he sees your username.

Speculater@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

We've crossed paths for months, he taught me how to do it, lol.

Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Sounds like a fun story

Slovene@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm waiting for The Lion King based on Oedipus.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That would definitely require a hakuna matata attitude after Simba gouged his eyes out.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yeah he could've just stayed there and enjoy the chill way life there BUT...

He wanted that sweet Nalaussy

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 2y

Sweet Home Alabamussy

SrTobi@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Never forget that he became the dictator afterwards

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jungle Farm by George Orwell

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Circle of life good, circle of me better.

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

"It is what it is"

imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 59 pts · 2y (3 replies)

He thought that he killed his father through carelessness not Scar

Wogi@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"I think I killed my dad and ran away from the only family I've ever known"

"Have you tried not fucking worrying about it?"

imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Much better

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

People didnt really watch the movie.

Gigan@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Simba never told them what his problems were.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Which is the real message here:

Bottle your trauma.

Eat bugs.

Fuck hot lady lions.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y

There’s a reason they didn’t call the movie The Lil Lion Bitch

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

So it's like Mad Men but with lions.

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

This also wasn't his problem. He thought he killed his own father, and Scar was his friend who gives good advice.

EvilTwin@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

darvocet@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 2y

Sounds like a problem free philosophy to me.

LEONHART@slrpnk.net · 27 pts · 2y

Furry Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: "Just vibe."

Logical@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Here, eat a caterpillar, you'll feel better."

jenny_ball@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

slimy yet satisfying

bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

Radical acceptance

mogoh@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Well, running away and trying not to worry is a major config of the film. It is basically dismissed as not the solution for his problems and consequential a bad philosophy. Or at least one could argue that.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Personally, I liked Rosencrantz and Guildenstern better when they died.

problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It's my problem free philosophy, nihilism.

MobBarley700@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Hollywood logic: I know, let's sing a song!

Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Isn't that the moral? Some things are out of your control....

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Yes, they handled the orphan child very well in this situation and raised him into a functioning member of society

Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That's what it is about lemy. You are all control freaks. It's very unappealing.

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I have, and it works.

PanArab@lemm.ee · -19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Liberalism in a nutshell

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As a liberal I prefer big stick diplomacy

PanArab@lemm.ee · -6 pts · 2y

How did it work for you in Afghanistan?

We spent over $2.4 trillion in Afghanistan for 20 years while the poor in America went without food, medical care, decent schools. The water in the Black-majority city of Flint was poisoned by the Governor. A thousand people shot by the police in the U.S. each year.

https://www.michaelmoore.com/p/peeling-the-american-onion