on Plant-based diet · c/comicstrips · 13 pts · 1yI quit drinking for good. Now, I only drink for evil.
on 'We all felt a kind of a [bump,] jolt': Engine cover rips open as Southwest flight takes off from DIA [Robert Garrison | Apr 07, 2024 | Denver7 ABC] · c/news · 2 pts · 2yI remember this episode of "The Twilight Zone"
on Taylor Swift seen getting white girl drunk at boyfriend's party · c/lemmyshitpost · 7 pts · 2yThe Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.
on What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had? · c/asklemmy · 1 pts · 2yThere's a bathroom on the right.
on 3 January 2023 · c/cyanideandhappiness · 2 pts · 2yJames Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.
on What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public? · c/asklemmy · 13 pts · 2ySpringtime for Hitler
on Someone didn't think out the implications. · c/lemmyshitpost · 35 pts · 2yWhat Taylor wants, Taylor gets.
on Family that says they're "too old" for santa · c/memes · 2 pts · 2yI believe in Santa Claus. I don't believe in good little children.
Don't kink shame
I quit drinking for good.
Now, I only drink for evil.
There is no chicken
They're not waving at you. They're waving at the Jeep.
Because boobs
The Rock can't lose. It's in his contract.
Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories
I remember this episode of "The Twilight Zone"
Lemmy is God
Epstein didn't kill himself.
ACAB
The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.
There's a bathroom on the right.
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.
James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.
I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.
Springtime for Hitler
Life finds a way
Ranch salad dressing
What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.
I believe in Santa Claus.
I don't believe in good little children.