no thanks, crystal mami

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Kalkaline@leminal.space · 43 pts · 2y

πŸ˜‘βœ‹ Drake format of this meme

πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘‰ LeVar Burton format of this meme

swag_money@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (6 replies)

dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 36 pts · 2y
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hazeebabee@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

Twelve20two@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

How I'm trynna be

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What's wrong with geology guys?

TheBat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
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gimpchrist@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Half of my house is rocks... I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist..Wanna see?

Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes

wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

As long as you don't have any puppies.

Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
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Geobloke@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Good cleavage though

Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

That’s my hope

Senseless@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

God damn it, they're minerals, Marie!

sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

Why is everything purple?

nocteb@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

They are just that "down to earth".

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me...

Asafum@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence "most people don't realize (our area) is..."

"mostly Quartz!"

I still miss her... She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don't think she misses me lmao

wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Who is dating these women anyway?

That's cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.