They're back [Star Jelly]

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Maco1969@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 2y (6 replies)

There were no monkeys when dinosaurs existed, also more time elapsed between the stegosaurus in the back existing and the t rex and triceratops than between them and us.

padjakkels@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y

You don't know!! You were not there!!!

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

Doesn't mean they weren't checking their security system video feed every few million years. Monkeys spotted, time to head home!

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And throughout it all...sharks.

Stegosaurs = ~150 million years ago

Sharks = ~450 million years ago

Blyfh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Shork durable, shork strong

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Sharks = ~450 million years ago

Yeah, well try launching a ship full of water into orbit and see how far you get. The sea life is doomed to never explore space.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Buzzkill!

42yeah@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 2y (6 replies)

It’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

we desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.

teft@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

We don't make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I'm not sure they're really bodies anymore

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's not all we did with the bodies...

Supervivens@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y

Unicorn

teft@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Nah we touched all of it. All of it.

unreachable@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

What is this from and what's the context?

JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In any case, here's your banana.

Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run · 8 pts · 2y

ooh banana! TY!

OpenStars@startrek.website · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The TV series Earth: Final Conflict, made by Gene Roddenberry, had a story based on this premise:-).

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Star Trek Voyager did too.

They ran across a race of super-advanced aliens in the Delta Quadrant that were evolved from dinosaurs.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Iirc it was a meteor that carried earth stuff. Aka jizz missile.

*Wait mine is Space above and beyond.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Watch the rick and morty episode on that

lolcatnip@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is an episode of Rick and Morty.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

And Star Trek.

aoidenpa@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ergo proxy.

jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
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Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Anybody read Astrosaurs as a kid?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

You maniacs!