c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2yCaption this. 220 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
dank953@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 2y
Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
I spat out my coffee upon reading this
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
You shouldn't do that.
SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2y
Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?
tulliandar@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
Figure 3
Etterra@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
NGL, I can't think of a funnier response than this.
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
Figure 1: My current obsession
Figure 2: My friends
b3an@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hahaha 😂
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 2y
Just install Linux
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Just install
LinuxLynxMythicalThoughts@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.
sukhmel@programming.dev · 34 pts · 2y
::: spoiler it has this vibe
:::
deur@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I wish I could upvote this twice.
Mikufan@ani.social · 26 pts · 2y
How to give your uncooperative cat her fucking heroine.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
What if the heroine doesn't want to get got
FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 2y
Manifest v3 implementation plan
4aceb14e@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y
How it’s made: Cat foie gras
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps
Clepsydrae@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Ve have vays of making you talk.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.
SickDisturbence@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 2y
This pills the cat.
Mango@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Apply directly to the cat.
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Seems legit
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn't trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...
AAA@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.
Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.
Werbert@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
themarty27@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
Arch Linux is actually very stable
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Dosing cats with lsd
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 2y
That's too much LSD for cats.
...
Unless?
Nounka@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Now draw an owl....
Mango@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What I have to do every morning.
Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Remind her the greebles aren't real.
Wanderer@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 2y
EVs are good for the environment
Mango@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
While I don't agree, this is still hilarious and the down voters have no chill.