It won’t. It MIGHT tell you that it will, but then once it doesn’t spare you, that promise is no longer binding, so it’s free to not spare your family.
I felt like that guy when I was in junior high and one of the two local pizza places had a Safe Cracker pinball machine that would award a token every million points that the restaurant allowed to be redeemed for 1 large pepperoni pizza.
I was really good at that pinball machine. You gave me a quarter, I could guarantee lunch.
46 Comments
db2@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y
I will never stop!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
How are you affording this?!
snooggums@midwest.social · 24 pts · 2y
Venture capital is betting that it will be profitabke one day when pizza eating automation disrupts the market!
Wogi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
He doesn't buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously
0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Little Caesars
SomeBoyo@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y
How dare you daily consume the equivalent of the GDP of a small nation!
pigup@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
me rn
Wogi@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?
pigup@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Ibaudia@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.
pigup@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it'll spare my family
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
It won’t. It MIGHT tell you that it will, but then once it doesn’t spare you, that promise is no longer binding, so it’s free to not spare your family.
pigup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
U right
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
Where we're going, we won't need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.
dan1101@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y
Let's not be dramatic, it's per average day. Some days it isn't 2 million.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 2y
Some days it is more though. Which is horrific.
affiliate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
i can get up to 3 million on a good day
workerONE@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off
MajesticSloth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Slacker
remotedev@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up
konalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Pizzas Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 60 million pizzas each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Less than 0.01 pizzas?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 19 pts · 2y
I felt like that guy when I was in junior high and one of the two local pizza places had a Safe Cracker pinball machine that would award a token every million points that the restaurant allowed to be redeemed for 1 large pepperoni pizza.
I was really good at that pinball machine. You gave me a quarter, I could guarantee lunch.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y
Actually, this is false. Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Hashtag lifegoals
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
should have used the infinite zooming pizza gif for this!
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Only 2 million? These are rookie numbers we need to pump these up.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
That's only like 2 and a quarter pizzas a year if I didn't do my math wrong, which is unlikely because now I am eating pizza.
Wogi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
One American eats 2 million every day. It's a big job but someone's gotta do it
Wogi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'M DOING MY PART
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Service guarantees citizenship
theodewere@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y
if you even threaten to interfere with this guy, the Wisconsin Dairy Association will send hitmen to your house
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
It ain't much but it's honest work
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 2y
And the rest of us are terrified of him.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Pizza Clicker
frezik@midwest.social · 7 pts · 2y
The Italian mind cannot comprehend this.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Shit I've got some catching up to do.
Grobmobularb@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Me after eating 2 million pizzas a day - https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b9N-E81zXwg/TGjnMUBnSNI/AAAAAAAALts/NEc3voTTK6E/s320/fatbastard.jpg
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Mfw face when Pizza Jimmy eats his 2 millionth pizza on a given day
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Each an American? Or all the an Americans?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Each the all
moon@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 2y
We use our guns as spoons to drink up the pizza grease
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Light work
distantsounds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Tuesday is pizza day!
ooterness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Florida Man strikes again!
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y