Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you're banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.
the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please
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RocksForBrains@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 3y
Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you're banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.
chuwu@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y
Ed...ward
Andonno@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
Is transmuting people's clothes into elemental sodium still allowed?
Asking for professional reasons.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3y
yes but not on sundays
neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 3y
the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please
abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y
What? So you'll allow magical flying hammers but not fully automated ball twisting?
This is not justice - this shadow council is a sham! They do NOT love casting SPELLS.
complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
#LegalizeNuclearBombs
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
Let's see if the shadow government will stop sponsoring them over this
Andiloor@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y
And yet they're eerily silent on the spell "induce greater PCOS"
esadatari@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
what a twist!