neudke

u/neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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i don't really accept the apology. 196 is not the mod team and you clearly do not have the capacity to maintain a community. please leave and do not come back to LBZ. i enjoying having my funny little people on my phone here and you have not been very funny so kindly stop the car because you are an underage driver. let someone who does not hit curbs or go up a one way street take the wheel thanks also please let the door hit you on the way out

on Breakfast rule · c/196 · 4 pts · 3y

but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!

on Breakfast rule · c/196 · 8 pts · 3y

reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next

on rule · c/196 · 53 pts · 3y

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

on peenrule · c/196 · 3 pts · 3y

yeah don't threaten me with a good time

on rule · c/196 · 10 pts · 3y

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

on rule · c/196 · 2 pts · 3y

why "scientists "have classified ratatouille a horror film. telling

on Lemmy updated to v0.18.2 · c/main · 4 pts · 3y

he was adopted but he is very sweet and cuddly and charming but also a real absolute jerk of a boy and i will dedicate one of the myriad pets he got from me as from you

on Lemmy updated to v0.18.2 · c/main · 28 pts · 3y

thanks is pouring from me. please accept my liquid gratitude

also a picture of a cat i know

he was sleeping in this one

on Chair(ule) · c/196 · 2 pts · 3y

when you do not sit with your butt exactly on the chair and at least two feet firmly planted on the floor you will get accused of bisexuality