What if you did?

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Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But you would smoke the electric lettuce with sterile technique right?

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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Zehzin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

"Date of death: 6 hours 9 minutes... nice"

glimse@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I would think "haha good one doc"

The last time I was put under (wisdom teeth), I said "good luck, team! I believe in you!" as the anesthesia hit and the last thing I remember was the surgeon guffawing.

And then everyone clapped. I'm assuming, anyway, as I was already knocked out

_sideffect@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Give him a thumbs up so he thinks you're cool

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

Rip that bong, doc, I want to live the American dream of getting a payout

MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

You can't care about anything while you're unconscious

greysemanticist@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y

At least it wasn't "Hey, pull up that YouTube on the procedure, I need a refresher."

sukhmel@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That is an anesthetic (it isn't)

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y

"Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana. That'll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery."

"Marijuana?..."

"We don't have time for questions. We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible! Like a big bag of it."

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I am not really affected by cannabis in my brief experience with it, I just got the tiniest bit tired. I'd like if it knocked me right out and I could sleep all night.

sukhmel@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That might be for lots of reasons, as far as I know. I'm far from being an expert, though

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's the medication I take which has an antagonist effect to substances is why I found out.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y

"They better be anesthetizing me with weed..."