youths (derogatory)

390 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world

36 Comments

odium@programming.dev · 28 pts · 2y (21 replies)

Similar effect on lemmy.

Fal@yiffit.net · 28 pts · 2y (20 replies)

You're wrong because literally everyone on Lemmy is 37

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

For your information I've had my birthday since joining Lemmy, so I'm 38 now (and therefore everyone else is too)

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I'm 18!

merde@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

don't worry. If everything goes right, you will be 38

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

fhew, thanks for the encouraging words

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm 18!

Wow, you're 6.40237371 × 10^15 years old‽

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

AMA

yes, it was hard surviving the big bang.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

!unexpectedfactorial@sopuli.xyz

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That is a very large number

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's not "my back!" large tho

deus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a factorial joke. 18! is quite a bit larger than "my back!" large.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Larger than the age of the universe, in fact

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

oh, lol, mb missed it

Sombyr@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Everyone on Lemmy is either a late 30s dude (cis or trans,) mid 20s trans woman, or late teens enby. Those are the only demographics.

MBM@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y

Sounds like I need to do some soul searching

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Kisss mine 24 year old ass. When I worked at Amazon half the people thought I was in my 40s I was around 21.

outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

im 19

InfiniWheel@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

19 years learning software Dev perhaps

outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

me 19 years ago:

mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y

I'm actually 27 (you have no reason not to believe this, so that makes it true)

odium@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

Tf are you on about? Everyone is clearly in their early 20s.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just imagine everyone else as a clone of myself and then have my mind blown when someone expresses an opinion I do not share. "How can you think that? You're me!"

picnicolas@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y

Nondual sage level reasoning

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 2y

Tumblr user: I am a different age than you.

Other Tumblr user: head explodes

FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I love that I saw this comment right above one of Kolanaki's

jaemo@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

47 and still don't know what I want to be when I grow up to be a big boy.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I have this in real life. I larp a lot, and in my mind, every larper is one of three ages: under 19, 19 to 60 or over 60

So that means that sometimes I've been playing larp for about the same length of time that someone who is "the same age as me" has been breathing.

Neb@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

in my mind, every larper is one of three ages: under 19, 19 to 60 or over 60

I think that’s just true lol

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

I mean, yes, but that means someone who is 20 is "the same age" as someone who is 51.

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Meanwhile, everyone on TikTok is waging generation wars

MurrayL@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

only because it generates engagement - The Algorithm often favours negative content

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

People discovering the Internet is such a beautiful thing. Imagine telling them there is a site where people don't even have a nickname, or avatar, yet you'll find the most amazing threads (amongst all the shit). Amon is a pretty cool dude, if you ask me

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y

Amon is a pretty cool dude

Emmie@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Honestly I am worried I might have arrested development or something

It feels like it’s constantly 03.08.2018 or 05.07.2016